Rodney Dangerfield passes away.

[spydermal]

Rip to a man i thought was funny. Just like the flames he got no respect.

Edit.. for some reason i cant find a link anywhere but i just seen it on the news.

[BlackArcher101]

Sad day indeed. Hope he get's his respect now.

[calf]

I can vouch for you...heard it on the news as well.

Hope God gives him some respect.

[Cowperson]

The best way to honour and remember Rodney Dangerfield:

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.

In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.-- (Back to School, 1986)

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

Yeah, I know I'm ugly...I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'

My wife was afraid of the dark...then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.

My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap....He was in the electric chair.

If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.

Cowperson

[Mango]

A legend.

RIP Rodney

[calf]

Link

[Deelow]

Originally posted by fotze@Oct 6 2004, 01:32 AM


Too bad his last few movies were hollywood trying to censor his crude ass.

LADYBUGS

[Wookie]

Originally posted by fotze+Oct 5 2004, 07:50 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (fotze @ Oct 5 2004, 07:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

LADYBUGS

Crazy thing about that movie is the lead kid who was also in seaquest 69 or whatever killed himself last year. [/b][/quote]
SQ DSV.

Good show.

Too bad about that guy, I think he was 27 or something at the time.

[snowdude]

Hummna Hummna Hummna.....He'll be missed

[habernac]

I think I'll watch Back to School tonight in his honour. A funny guy.....

[Calgary Flames]

The Man...

R.I.P.

[dirk diggler]

have you seen rodneys wife??? at least he was getting some good stuff until his death. go rodney go

[troutman]

Memorable Quotes from
Back to School (1986) (imdb.com)


[after snorkeling in a hot tub with four bikini-clad co-eds]
Thornton Melon : Now that's what I call Marine Biology!

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Thornton Melon : Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes.

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Diane : How would you characterize "The Great Gatsby"?
Thornton Melon : He was... uh... great!

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Thornton Melon : [in a commercial for his Tall and Fat clothing stores] Are you fat? When you go jogging, do you leave potholes? When you make love, do you have to give directions? At the zoo, do the elephants throw you peanuts? Do you look at a menu and say 'OK!'?

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Executive #2 : The toy division has come up with a new doll idea to go along with our children's clothing line. We call them Melon Patch Kids. Now, the competition exploits the notion that their dolls are orphans. The Melon Patch Kids are not orphans... they're abandoned! We think it's a winner.

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Trendy Man : Mr. Melon, your wife was just showing us her Klimt.
Thornton Melon : You too, huh? She's shown it to everybody.
Trendy Man : Well, she's very proud of it.
Thornton Melon : I'm proud of mine too. I don't go waving it around at parties, though.
Trendy Man : It's an exceptional painting.
Thornton Melon : Oh, the painting.

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[after Thornton Melon's run-in with a showering sorority girl]
Security Guard: Perfectly understandable, Mr. Melon. It was an honest mistake. Let's just call it a a bad day...
Thornton Melon : - but a great view! You're all right, officer. Here, a little something for the kids.
[hands officer cash]
Security Guard: I don't have any kids.
Thornton Melon : No kids? Well, get yourself some kids. Take it all.
[hands officer more cash]
Thornton Melon : And just remember, the best thing about kids... is making them!

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Derek : [explaining his "anti-pep rally"] Violent ground acquisition games such as football is in fact a crypto-fascist metaphor for nuclear war.

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Thornton Melon : What's your favorite subject?
Bubbles: Poetry.
Thornton Melon : Really? Well, maybe you can help me straighten out my Longfellow.

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Chas : [limping off the diving board] I have got a really bad cramp. I've been having really bad cramps all week.
Jason Melon : It's probably menstrual.
Chas : Screw you, Melon!

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Football Player #2 : Hey, punk; do you know who I am?
Derek : Let me see; sloping forehead, long arm to body ratio, brow ridges, I've got it! Neanderthal Man!
Thornton Melon : [football player grabs Derek] Hey, hey; leave the kid alone.
Football Player #2 : If I don't, what are you going to do, beat me up?
Thornton Melon : No, I won't
[points at Lou who just crushed a metal napkin holder with one hand]
Thornton Melon : He will. I wouldn't mess with Lou; he's the first member of his family to walk upright.

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Diane : I'd love to go with you, but I've got a class right now.
Thornton Melon : Well, why don't you come and see me some time when you have no class.

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Derek : [at the diving competition] You know what you never see; fans in the stands harassing divers
[blows an air horn just as a diver is going into his dive]

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Lou : I liked your other wife better.
Thornton Melon : Hey, don't knock Vanessa; she gives good headache.