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Old 10-04-2006, 10:21 AM   #1
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Talk about beating it like it owed you money....

Anyone here think they can top that? That's a whole lot of Jergens he went through.
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Old 10-04-2006, 10:23 AM   #2
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Oh.. dear... lord.. That's just kinda.. disturbing
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Old 10-04-2006, 10:35 AM   #3
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Filtered at my work under the category of "tasteless."

My morbid curiosity has to ask; how long was the record that he set?
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Old 10-04-2006, 10:41 AM   #4
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36 times in 24 hours....

and yes sorry it was quite tasteless.
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Old 10-04-2006, 10:42 AM   #5
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Filtered at my work under the category of "tasteless."

My morbid curiosity has to ask; how long was the record that he set?
36 times in 24 hours..
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Old 10-04-2006, 10:43 AM   #6
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His parents must be so proud.
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Old 10-04-2006, 10:45 AM   #7
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36 times in 24 hours.
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Maybe it is Michael Jackson. "Just Beat It!"
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Old 10-04-2006, 10:54 AM   #9
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36 times, that could fill a Dippity-Doo jar of hair gel.
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Old 10-04-2006, 11:15 AM   #10
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36 times, that could fill a Dippity-Doo jar of hair gel.
I'm guessing after shot 10 or so he would be shooting blanks....Maybe little puffs of smoke would be coming out but that's about it.
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10? Yeah, that sounds about right.
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Old 10-04-2006, 11:22 AM   #12
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I'm guessing after shot 10 or so he would be shooting blanks....Maybe little puffs of smoke would be coming out but that's about it.
So how is it verified anyway. You could just fake the blanks...unless they had sensors measuring his brain.
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Old 10-04-2006, 11:23 AM   #13
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Look now Kermitology is the new record holder!!!!!

http://Kermitologyl.swellserver.com/...orldrecord.php

I think it's a joke guys.
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Old 10-04-2006, 12:30 PM   #14
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Look now Kermitology is the new record holder!!!!!

http://Kermitologyl.swellserver.com/...orldrecord.php

I think it's a joke guys.
Nuh hun!

http://wade.belbin.swellserver.com/n...orldrecord.php
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Old 10-04-2006, 12:49 PM   #16
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Bah, I can break that record with my hands tied behind my back.
Missing some ribs are we?
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You go, Ron Jeremy!!!
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That is a crazy record.
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What was the record on Seinfeld for going the longest without?
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What was the record on Seinfeld for going the longest without?
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