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Old 09-13-2006, 07:15 PM   #1
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Default Colombian gangster wives go on sex strike...

In an effort to get their "better halves" to lay down their guns.



http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/13092006/6/n-odds-hear.html
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Old 09-13-2006, 07:17 PM   #2
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Doing the Greek wives approach. For the life of me I can't remember the name of that story.
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Old 09-13-2006, 07:23 PM   #3
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Don't gangsters have molls?
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Old 09-13-2006, 07:23 PM   #4
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Poor gangsters. I bet they won't be able to get any love any where else...
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Old 09-13-2006, 08:28 PM   #5
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Poor wives. It's like they actually believe they're gangsta is faithful
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Old 09-13-2006, 08:41 PM   #6
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Doing the Greek wives approach. For the life of me I can't remember the name of that story.
Lysistrata by Aristophanes.

Lampito: And as for my mon, if he ever turns up at home, it's anely to pit a new strap on his shield and fly off again.
Lysistrata: That's what it's like. There isn't anyone even to have an affair with -- not a sausage! Talking of which, now the Milesians have rebelled, we can't even get our six-inch Ladies' Comforters which we used to keep as leather rations for when all else failed. Well then, if I found a way to do it, would you be prepared to join with me in stopping the war?

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Old 09-14-2006, 08:45 AM   #7
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Umm - Gangsters in Columbia are going to have a problem getting laid - please.

Has anyone here been to Columbia, it is easier to get laid there and in Costa Rica than at 2am at Cowboys durring Stampede and I am not even a rich gangster.

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