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Old 08-31-2006, 12:34 PM   #1
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Sorry if my title offends any of our Asian cohorts...or not!

Police and market inspectors Thursday confiscated the illegal shipment, which included more than 10,000 tablets of Viagra, sex toys and sexual stimulants in the form of tablets, powder and liquid hidden in a truckload of onions, the Laborer newspaper said.

Smuggling in Onions? Hey honey your vibrator smells funny!

Sex Toys confiscated!
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Old 08-31-2006, 12:47 PM   #2
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Old 08-31-2006, 02:53 PM   #4
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Old 08-31-2006, 03:19 PM   #5
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Sorry if my title offends any of our Asian cohorts...or not!

Police and market inspectors Thursday confiscated the illegal shipment, which included more than 10,000 tablets of Viagra, sex toys and sexual stimulants in the form of tablets, powder and liquid hidden in a truckload of onions, the Laborer newspaper said.

Smuggling in Onions? Hey honey your vibrator smells funny!

Sex Toys confiscated!
guess they shouldn't have bought the ones with 'batteries included'...
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Old 08-31-2006, 04:08 PM   #6
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Was the shipment for China? because the article says it was in Vietnam.

*Redman talking to himself*

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Old 08-31-2006, 04:43 PM   #7
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Smuggling in Onions?
.... well if they make your eyes wet....
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Old 09-01-2006, 09:57 AM   #9
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Smuggling withing Produce is very common, a friend of mine works in Canada Customs in Vancouver and says that is the most difficult to find because alot of the times the produce is rotting. He never mentioned onions but carrots, spinach and cucumbers are the worst.

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