Some interesting points raised, but let me be the first to say
Grow up you whiney little emo bitch!
1 - Strangers aren't annoying me anymore, boo-hoo
2 - My friends aren't ****ing me off, seriously wtf?
3 - Text = Bad Communication, we're misreading 40% of Shakespeare, Poe, and Hemmingway are we? Better not pick up a book, or the newspaper!
4 - Text = Less Communication, because 93% of communication is non-verbal so we must
talk to annoying strangers and friends!
5 - We're not criticized enough, ergo he can't evaulate the decisions he makes in his own life, and needs annoying friends to tell him his faults, as when tens of thousands of strangers tell him his faults he doesn't listen, they're meaningless, but being told you're a cockweasel, porksword, or wangbasket 104,165 times isn't annoying
6 - The outrage machine, the media is controling us, making us think nasty thoughts and that we're all gonna die (because we can't think for ourselves)
7 - We feel worthless because we're worth less, we need each other less, therefore we're less wanted and we're depressed. I mean we don't need each other less because we're awesome and can do things by our amazing selves now can we? Nope must be text messaging, and that evil media.
I can use smoke and mirrors too, anyone else wanna smack that guy and tell him to "suck it up princess"?
The article reminds me of
www.hopeisemo.com