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Old 07-19-2006, 06:06 PM   #1
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Question Edmonton goes nuts over big testicles

http://www.edmontonsun.com/News/Edmo...90174-sun.html

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If you've got a really big truck, you might need really big balls.

That's behind a growing fad hitting Edmonton streets.
Made from hard plastic, the big, dangling testicles are being found tied beneath the rear bumpers of local trucks - by picture-hanging wire, zip ties and shoelaces
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Old 07-19-2006, 06:09 PM   #2
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That's a lot of pun....and why is he smiling so much? It would be odd seeing a pair of hanging boobs.
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Old 07-19-2006, 07:19 PM   #3
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A former co-worker of mine had those on his truck. So far, he's the only Calgarian I've noticed with them.

Anything to make yourself look like a fool, I suppose.
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Old 07-19-2006, 07:25 PM   #4
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I should totally put those on my Neon. Then everyone will know how tough I am.
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Old 07-19-2006, 07:34 PM   #5
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They're rally popular with the hillbillie set down here in the States. Strictly a white trash status symbol.
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Old 07-19-2006, 07:59 PM   #6
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WTF is the world coming to?
Enjoy the tea bagging party in Edmonton...
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Old 07-19-2006, 08:03 PM   #7
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Idiots.
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Old 07-19-2006, 09:21 PM   #8
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he's got big balls and she's got big balls, but I've got the biggest balls of them all!

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Old 07-19-2006, 10:50 PM   #9
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Wouldn't the pink ones be kind of an oxymoron?

Course the whole thing is moronic to say the least.
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Old 07-19-2006, 11:15 PM   #10
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I've got huge balls in my trousers, why would i need another pair on the back of my truck? Oh wait...
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Old 07-20-2006, 05:47 AM   #11
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This is the lamest thing since the fake bullet-hole fad.
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Old 07-20-2006, 06:06 AM   #12
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So very manly. I would barely be able to contain myself if I saw a man with those on his truck.
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Old 07-20-2006, 08:24 AM   #13
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Pretty Lame if you ask me. But its Edmonton so I am not surpised.
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Old 07-20-2006, 11:00 AM   #14
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I was just up there for a buddys birthday party, dumbest things I have ever seen - there were about 5 in the Rum Jungle parking lot and 3 at Cowboys.

The strangest thing I saw up there is that 1/3 trucks are being raised a good 5 feet from where they once were yet still have small tires.

Only in Edmonton - is someone compensatig much :?

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Old 07-20-2006, 11:02 AM   #15
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I should totally put those on my Neon. Then everyone will know how tough I am.
You have a Neon - enough said.

Sorry, someone was going to post it, I figured I would be the first.

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Old 07-20-2006, 11:57 AM   #16
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Do they just hang them from their bumpers or have they figured out how to hang them from their mullets yet?
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Old 07-20-2006, 12:01 PM   #17
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I've seen these many times in Calgary.
I laughed the first time I saw it.
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Old 07-20-2006, 12:05 PM   #18
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I should totally put those on my Neon. Then everyone will know how tough I am.
While your at it put on a sticker thats says, "Yeah, its got a hemi." Then you would be set.
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Old 07-20-2006, 12:10 PM   #19
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So will Vancouver hang a vagina off their cars do indicate what pussies they are?
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Old 07-20-2006, 12:12 PM   #20
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So will Vancouver hang a vagina off their cars do indicate what pussies they are?
Ahahahaahhahaha.
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