07-04-2006, 12:44 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Memento Mori
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Handy summer tip
When enganging in coitus in summer months, please close the bedroom windows so that your neighbours don't hear you. Thank you.
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07-04-2006, 12:45 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Calgary
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Or at least make it sound entertaining... 
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07-04-2006, 12:46 PM
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man...and here i thought that was the neighbors kids screaming like that!
Last edited by Cheese; 07-04-2006 at 12:53 PM.
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07-04-2006, 12:56 PM
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Safari Stan
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: 3rd trailer on the left
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Originally Posted by Shazam
When enganging in coitus in summer months, please close the bedroom windows so that your neighbours don't hear you. Thank you.
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Im sorry... We will close the window tommorow. If you could afford me the same courtesy and stop walking around in the pink bath robe it would be great.
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07-04-2006, 01:00 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Memento Mori
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Originally Posted by droopydrew19
Im sorry... We will close the window tommorow. If you could afford me the same courtesy and stop walking around in the pink bath robe it would be great. |
Hey, you're lucky that I'm even wearing a bath robe. 
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07-04-2006, 01:04 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm right behind you
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Close the window?
Not on your life!
If I closed the window it would make it too hot to have sex in the apartment.
I will entertain you by making monkey noises so you can at least have a good laugh while my wife and I are going at it.
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07-04-2006, 02:47 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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Drink citrus juices to keep away the mosquitos. Another helpful summer tip.
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If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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07-04-2006, 02:48 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Probably playing Xbox, or...you know...
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Coitus?
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07-04-2006, 03:13 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Memento Mori
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They even did it with the blinds up. Nothing like letting the whole neighbourhood join in the fun!
She sure has a high pitched voice though.
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07-04-2006, 03:13 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by StoneCole
Coitus?
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humping
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07-04-2006, 03:24 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Section 222
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Don't eat yellow snow?
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07-04-2006, 03:47 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary, AB
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Man it gets way to hot to close the window. I am sorry. I live in a second story apartment and its like a hot box. I can't stop the hooting and hollering we just got it good like that.
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07-04-2006, 04:08 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Calgary...Alberta, Canada
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Dude, no way I could have closed the window yesterday. Way too hot. I didn't think you could hear us (well, her, really) from the skateboard park.
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07-04-2006, 05:04 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Boxed-in
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My freakin' neighbour subjects us to her smoker's cough all year...not to mention the wonderful smell of pot.
Leaving the window open is the least we can do to pay her back. She probably has a lousy sex life anyhow, so it's fun to try to make her jealous.
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07-04-2006, 07:02 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Clinching Party
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Originally Posted by FireFly
Drink citrus juices to keep away the mosquitos. Another helpful summer tip.
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Really? I narn't heard of that one but I will give it a try.
Revised Summer Tip: Citrus juices + "Pimm's No. 1" + Sprite/Club Soda = Deliciousness and Drunkeness and, apparently, it keeps the skeeters at bay.
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07-04-2006, 07:04 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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Except they like the sweetness of sugar... 
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Originally Posted by Grimbl420
I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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07-04-2006, 07:13 PM
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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Vitamin B also keeps the mosquitos away.
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07-04-2006, 07:15 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Clinching Party
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Originally Posted by FireFly
Except they like the sweetness of sugar... |
Dang. Too good to be true, I knew it. But the juice to liquor ratio has to be at least 6/1. Wouldn't the citrus juices outwork the booze and maybe form a slightly less impervious but still effective sourness barrier?
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