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Old 05-26-2006, 10:40 AM   #1
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http://www.break.com/index/libraryjerk.html

I can't believe this story, they make it sound like more people are getting laid at the library than most nightclub washrooms. So watch out for those sticky keys!
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Old 05-26-2006, 11:17 AM   #2
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"I am a combat vet!"

"(and my son jerks it in public)"

Awesome clip.
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Old 05-26-2006, 11:40 AM   #3
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The reporter sure makes the situation with the guy to sound like something it isn't by saying that he was browsing internet pornogarphy and then "grabbed yourself and started to have sex." He wasn't having sex! He was jerking it!
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Old 05-26-2006, 12:46 PM   #4
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Ouch! Don't really feel bad for the guy, but his reputation is seriously going to be scared for at least the next 2 years. Don't you have a say to deny yourself from being featured on TV? His friends and family have gotta be having a field day with this. I'd imagine they'd play it at his wedding...if it ever happens.
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Old 05-26-2006, 01:54 PM   #5
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That made my day...
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Old 05-26-2006, 03:07 PM   #6
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Funny. I watched this last night. I love how they call taking one off "having sex".

Hilarious at the end when they go to the guy's house. That guy is such a loser. LOL.
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