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Old 03-23-2006, 07:29 PM   #1
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this has to win the WTF Award of 2006

http://www.send2press.com/newswire/2...0322-003.shtml

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"Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston," believed Pro-Life's first monument to the 'act of giving birth,' is purportedly an idealized depiction of Britney in delivery. Natural aspects of Spears' pregnancy, like lactiferous breasts and protruding naval, compliment a posterior view that depicts widened hips for birthing and reveals the crowning of baby Sean's head.

The monument also acknowledges the pop-diva's pin-up past by showing Spears seductively posed on all fours atop a bearskin rug with back arched, pelvis thrust upward, as she clutches the bear's ears with 'water-retentive' hands.

"Britney provides inspiration for those struggling with the 'right choice'," said artist Daniel Edwards, recipient of a 2005 Bartlebooth award from London's The Art Newspaper. "She was number one with Google last year, with good reason --- people are inspired by the beauty of a pregnant woman," said Edwards.
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Old 03-23-2006, 07:33 PM   #2
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I also love the fact that it supposedly honors pro-life with Britney sprawled over a DEAD BEAR SKIN.
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Old 03-23-2006, 08:55 PM   #3
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lol, more like represents how she got knocked up.
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Old 03-23-2006, 09:02 PM   #4
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I don't know if anyone here (males) has ever been to a Britney Spears concert before, but let me tell you a secret about them:

Ever imagined being surround by about 20,000 extremely attractive women (18-35) and you being the only guy? That's exactly what it is.
I didn't want to go at first, but I will NEVER turn down an invite to get back into the middle of that!
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Old 03-23-2006, 11:44 PM   #5
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Ever imagined being surround by about 20,000 extremely attractive women (18-35) and you being the only guy? That's exactly what it is.
18-35? More like 12-18.
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Old 03-24-2006, 12:33 AM   #6
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18-35? More like 12-18.
Point being....?
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Old 03-24-2006, 12:48 AM   #7
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Wow, that thing is fantastic. Are they going to cast it in bronze? I would like to get one of those for my house...
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Old 03-24-2006, 10:56 AM   #8
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Hey, atleast I am keeping my demographics legal
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Old 03-24-2006, 11:13 AM   #9
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Ever imagined being surround by about 20,000 extremely attractive women (18-35)
I would love that... but as we all know in Calgary, it is highly unlikely that Britney Spears will hold a concert here.
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Old 03-24-2006, 12:53 PM   #10
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She's already been here a couple of times.
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Old 03-24-2006, 01:02 PM   #11
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Yes, I don't remember the exact date(s), but she has had concert(s) at the Saddledome before...they have a picture of her on the wall in one of the upper levels around the restaurant...

She should come back! Although, no offense, the one time that I have been to Calgary, I noticed that you guys seem to be lacking in the Attractive Women Department...I feel bad for you guys
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Old 03-24-2006, 01:05 PM   #12
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Yes, I don't remember the exact date(s), but she has had concert(s) at the Saddledome before...they have a picture of her on the wall in one of the upper levels around the restaurant...

She should come back! Although, no offense, the one time that I have been to Calgary, I noticed that you guys seem to be lacking in the Attractive Women Department...I feel bad for you guys
I don't know where you went in Calgary. I have been all over the USA, In places like Florida and New Jersey and I would say there is way hotter women in Western Canada. Everytime I go to Calgary I see straight up hotties! Even Vancouver has hot looking women. Only went to Edmonton once when I was 7 so I can't comment.
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Old 03-24-2006, 01:29 PM   #13
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I want to see the reverse angle of that sculpture!

And as for no hot women in Calgary? awha? I've attended university (obviously the best place to find beautiful women) in Southern Cali, and the UofC. While most do not believe me, U of C blows UC santa barbara out of the water(no pun intended). It's true. I have to admit, The women of the U of C are a large reason why I actually attend classes on a regular basis.
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Old 03-24-2006, 03:21 PM   #14
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nice pose, I can see some reclusive internet dork buying that thing as a training tool
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Old 03-24-2006, 03:54 PM   #15
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nice pose, I can see some reclusive internet dork buying that thing as a training tool
hey man, how else am i supposed to learn?
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Old 03-24-2006, 06:08 PM   #16
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Point being....?
And your point being....?

I was pointing out that younger girls are the ones usually at the concert. I'll throw in some smilies if that helps?
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Old 03-24-2006, 07:10 PM   #17
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She should come back! Although, no offense, the one time that I have been to Calgary, I noticed that you guys seem to be lacking in the Attractive Women Department...I feel bad for you guys
Well I would suggest getting someone to take your blinfold off the next time you're here because you don't know what you're missing. Even just go to a Flames game sometime. It's madness.
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Old 03-25-2006, 08:45 AM   #18
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I don't remember having a blindford on at any time during my visit to Calgary, so I am not sure what it was that I was missing...however, I didn't mean to insult everyone and have them so defensive about their Calgary women...

The only thing I was trying to make a main point on in this thread was that there are TONS of hot women at Britney Spears concerts if someone ever is thinking about whether or not to go...
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the one time that I have been to Calgary, I noticed that you guys seem to be lacking in the Attractive Women Department...I feel bad for you guys
That's because not many women go to Goliath's Bath House.
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I don't know what that is??
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