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Old 02-15-2006, 07:40 AM   #1
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The Death Test.....How long will you live?

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Worth a giggle.



According to our research,

July 2039
at age 83

- probable cause of death - Heart Attack


heart attack

YOU DIE:
83.3 years
AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years

As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.


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Old 02-15-2006, 08:16 AM   #2
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Cancer, March 2054. I will die at 78.6 years old.
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Old 02-15-2006, 08:25 AM   #3
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I got 83.1 years, and likely cause heart attack.

One thing that's different with this as opposed to other death tests; it asked how the last 3 genetic relatives died. Unfortunately I'm not living the same healthy life as my grandparents.

The other question it failed to ask is if Fotze had threatened to kill me or not.
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Old 02-15-2006, 08:37 AM   #4
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Cancer, November 2061. Age 80
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Old 02-15-2006, 12:08 PM   #5
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Cancer, November 2063 at 75 years old
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Old 02-15-2006, 12:23 PM   #6
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I'm kickin' it at 84 from a heart attack. Kind of suprised me because I'm a very big guy and 84 seems high, but I'll take it!
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Old 02-15-2006, 12:31 PM   #7
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dead in april 2065 at age 81 from cancer......i dont buy it!!!
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Old 02-15-2006, 12:42 PM   #8
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Cancer, March 2070 at the age of 84.4.
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Old 02-15-2006, 01:02 PM   #9
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Holy smokes, you guys must be rigging this thing!

I'm dead at 62! (24% chance of a drug overdose? Will I seriously be doing that many drugs at 62??)
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Old 02-15-2006, 01:14 PM   #10
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Agamemnon
Holy smokes, you guys must be rigging this thing!

I'm dead at 62! (24% chance of a drug overdose? Will I seriously be doing that many drugs at 62??)
Agamemnon dead of Viagra OD at age 62! But he had a smile!
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Old 02-15-2006, 01:16 PM   #11
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81.9 in 2059
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Old 02-15-2006, 02:03 PM   #12
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Looks like Old age will get me at the age of 89 in 2065.....I better up my RRSP contributions, or I'll die from poorness.
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Old 02-15-2006, 02:16 PM   #13
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78, heart attack

The funny thing about the relatives thing, I really haven't had any die anytime recently.. the last real one i can kinda remember was my grandfather when I was like 4...
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Old 02-15-2006, 02:30 PM   #14
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Old 02-15-2006, 02:46 PM   #15
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For fun I picked the worst possible ansers to all the questions. It says I'll be dead by October 2010.
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Old 02-15-2006, 02:46 PM   #16
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there are some humerous questions

do you or anyone in your family suffer from ugliness or gun ownership?

how many people seriously counted there weekly bowel movement?

I like the picture of the one chap helping the poor bedridden fellow with his bedpan

I go down in 2045, which is funny because I had always pegged myself to kick off in 2044. (coinciding with the end of the world)
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Old 02-15-2006, 03:07 PM   #17
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31, on March 6th 2007.
Killed in street brawl by crime fighting superhero.

WTF?
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Old 02-15-2006, 03:36 PM   #18
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2056 at the age of 76 from a heart attack

I particularly like the question if you have ever held in a fart
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73.2 Years and by a heart attack. Meh, I'll probably do something stupid and get killed long before that.
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