Thought I was dying..

[JiriHrdina]

LOL! Sweet Jesus. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.

[Lanny_MacDonald]

I'm sitting here p*ssing myself laughing because my wife did the exact same thing. She was all for calling an ambulance until I pointed out she had eaten a ton of beets for dinner. Don't worry Fotze, you're in good company!

[KevanGuy]

LOL fotze. The EXACT same thing happened to me when I was about 12. I came running (and screaming) out of the bathroom to tell my parents I was dieing. I was so genuinly scared I was in tears. Once my parents calmed me down I told them (loudly and very fast...remember, I only had a few minutes to live) that I was bleeding to death and they had to come look in the toilet. My Dad scoffed and begrudginly walked to the can to take a look. He walked in and looked down into the aweful red mess I had left. I was standing in the hallway, shaking, wondering what it was going to be like to see my Father absolutely flip out with panic for the first time ever. He looked up, shook his head, and said "We had beets for dinner. Flush the toilet." I walked back into the bathroom with the, "Are you really my son?" stare set to maximum.

I can sympathize with ya man, its a damn scary sight.

[photon]

Don't drink blue surpies guys...

[calf]

Same thing happened to me...except it was when I was 6, and I was eating green ninja turtles cookies.


...oh, and also bubblegum ice cream

[Incogneto]

Originally posted by photon@Sep 12 2004, 09:41 PM
Don't drink blue surpies guys...

Amen

[Reaper]

For good times drink a case of grape pop then enjoy crapping mint green logs the next day.

We are way too obsessed with poop.

[BlackArcher101]

Anyone ever eat puft wheat squares, then when you are taking a p*ss it also smells like puft wheat squares?

[KevanGuy]

Originally posted by BlackArcher101@Sep 12 2004, 11:27 PM
Anyone ever eat puft wheat squares, then when you are taking a p*ss it also smells like puft wheat squares?

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[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Originally posted by calf@Sep 13 2004, 04:43 AM
Same thing happened to me...except it was when I was 6, and I was eating green ninja turtles cookies.


...oh, and also bubblegum ice cream

i remember those cookies. those were the worst things I have ever had, but I loved them... damn brits and their hero turtles.

[Calgary Flames]

I'm officially never going to eat beets ever again for the rest of my life!!!

[Wolfwood]

LOL. what a funny story to read in the morning. A friend of mine had a similar story about 5 years ago when I was visiting him.

[@theCBE]

Funniest story I've heard in a lloooooonnnng time !

[Cowperson]

This story might join the Snot Boy account in the Calgarypuck Poster Hall Of Fame.

Can't beat a dozen beets!!

Cowperson

[Tron_fdc]

Well, I can tell you that a "friend" did a really mean thing to another person they knew.

Red food colouring has the same effect as 2 pounds of beets.....and what's the easiest way to make someone ingest a bottle of it you ask? Put it in their red wine!!