How clean is your house?

[Cheese]

One in four women in Britain say they get more pleasure from cleaning house than having sex, a survey for Good Housekeeping suggests.

Glad I live in a pigsty!

[Cowperson]

Although Mrs. Cowperson is a full time housewife, El Rancho del Mucho is only as clean as the weather, two hair-distributing Golden Retrievers digging holes in the mucky field on rainy days and five cats stirring up trouble inside.

Cowperson