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Old 07-01-2023, 02:25 PM   #1
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Old 07-01-2023, 08:12 PM   #2
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Just in case Reimer is looking for some activities in town
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Yzerman signed half of the shiftless journeymen in the League today...

Whats the plan here?
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Buy out Yamamoto then sign a bunch of mid tier talent to some overpriced contracts. It's like seeing interpretive dance, a couple hours later you're thinking wtf did I just watch?
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Buy out Yamamoto then sign a bunch of mid tier talent to some overpriced contracts. It's like seeing interpretive dance, a couple hours later you're thinking wtf did I just watch?
Let me describe for you, in exquisite and magnificent detail, how no good you are.

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To clarify, we are on the same page that Yamamoto is 100%, unequivocally, undisputably, NG. And to be purified of his presence, Detroit had no choice but to to buy him out.

But perhaps an artist's touch is required to reach those for whom words are insufficient. A so-called interpretive dance of NG, if you will.
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Excellent, Reimer can bring his bigoted....er sorry, religious views to Detroit.
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Excellent, Reimer can bring his bigoted....er sorry, religious views to Detroit.
Well...Detroiters are nothing if not notoriously tolerant.
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Well...Detroiters are nothing if not notoriously tolerant.
The most tolerant and family-friendly people in the whole wide world. No question.

Home Improvement was based around a Red Wings family, and what could be more wholesome than that?

(Please do not look up the political opinions of Tim Allen.)
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The most tolerant and family-friendly people in the whole wide world. No question.

Home Improvement was based around a Red Wings family, and what could be more wholesome than that?

(Please do not look up the political opinions of Tim Allen.)
Lol. Yeah, it's crazy how many people seem kind and wholesome until their political opinions come out and you realize they're hateful and ignorant towards other human beings simply because of the colour of their skin or their sexual orientation. So wild.
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The most tolerant and family-friendly people in the whole wide world. No question.

Home Improvement was based around a Red Wings family, and what could be more wholesome than that?

(Please do not look up the political opinions of Tim Allen.)
I'm convinced that his neighbour Wilson was the Patriarch of the Bilderburger Family....thats why he never showed his face...
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No, no, no it's because the bible told me to believe this, don't make it sound like I don't like gay people.

*Ignores 30% of the bible that spews absurdity that they'd never follow until they get to the part that condemns minority groups and they suddenly loudly boast about how important it is to follow the bible and their faith and to be respected for it.
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No, no, no it's because the bible told me to believe this, don't make it sound like I don't like gay people.

*Ignores 30% of the bible that spews absurdity that they'd never follow until they get to the part that condemns minority groups and they suddenly loudly boast about how important it is to follow the bible and their faith and to be respected for it.
To be honest, I feel like I've got a good handle on why the Old Testament came down so hard on homosexuality and some of the rest of the stupid rules, but none of that crap is relevant anymore.

And furthermore, I feel that people have to use their brains. This is a book. No matter how much you want to believe that God wrote it....he didnt.

And even if he did (which he did not), its been heavily edited...by men. Men with agendas. Over thousands of years.

#picardfacepalm
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What's going on in this thread guys? WTF?
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What's going on in this thread guys? WTF?
Reimer signed in Detroit. And the rest is on point for the player.
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What's going on in this thread guys? WTF?
He's part of the 'One World Government' order! Get him!!
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I swear to God I was just trying to dunk on Tim Allen. I didn't mean to incite the Second Crusade.
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I swear to God I was just trying to dunk on Tim Allen. I didn't mean to incite the Second Crusade.
Lets be honest...this is all James Reimer's fault.
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Old 07-01-2023, 10:34 PM   #20
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Maybe this is why sureloss didn’t create this thread
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