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Old 07-10-2024, 11:23 PM   #1
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Default What’s your favourite swear word?

Now I fully expect some hijinx with the swear filter to happen, but what swear do you use most often?

If youre driving on Deerfoot, and someone cuts you off what do you call them?

My basic go to is F***head. “What were you thinking ####head??”

Edit: wrong forum but you know what, this might be a good thing in the flames forum.
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Old 07-10-2024, 11:34 PM   #2
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Old 07-10-2024, 11:55 PM   #3
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Coconut. But without oco. And a small move of the "n" beside the T
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Old 07-11-2024, 01:21 AM   #8
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Two Pizza. It's one word, essentially means an idiot in Russian, but I like to use it because of the meaning in English.
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Old 07-11-2024, 07:15 AM   #10
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Old 07-11-2024, 07:50 AM   #11
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Old 07-11-2024, 07:52 AM   #12
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Old 07-11-2024, 08:04 AM   #13
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Jesus Christ.
My old man could swear so good it would make is giddy in the back seat.

He used to say Jesus H Fataing Christ on a Popsickle Stick.
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Old 07-11-2024, 08:07 AM   #14
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Scum sucking bottom dweller. Or if I’m really tore up … kumquat breath.

I don’t consider the f word a swear word. It’s just a versatile part of speech.

I call self-entitled pricks first round draft picks.

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“Oiler”

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Cantonese swears hit to the soul...
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It's just so f'n versatile.
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McJesus - that should piss off any Catholics!
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