'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the League,
Everything was quiet except for Old Man Cheese.
The GM's gathered for a meeting at Mary Brown's
When Cheese started to drool, and the GM's all frowned.
But before he was to eat, Cheese had some explaining to do,
Not even his humanist theory would do.
He blabbered and blabbered while trying to poke fun,
Little does he know that his time has come!
The other GM's stood up with a clatter,
And they were heard from all over "Hey Grandpa whats the matter"?
Knowing that all the GM's were fully against him,
Mike from the Jets gave him a slash on his shin!
Cheese went down like a jerk and began to cry,
Saying "Hitting a 100 year old man...WHY OH WHY?!"
Using MJK's shoulder to get to his feet,
MJK fixed that real quick and with his fist he did meet.
Getting knocked back to the floor, the GM's all smiled,
"It's about time" they all said, "he had it coming for awhile!"
Cheese looked around for any help that could be had,
Mango, the CPHL princess, held out her hand, feeling bad.
Cheese tried for her hand but couldn't seem to find,
When you get Cheese's age, you are practically blind.
Mango tried again but Goffie stopped her,
"Let the old man stay down just a little longer!"
While laughing and cheering at Cheese on his bum,
The GM's awaited for Santa to come.
All of a sudden, "HO HO HO" filled the room,
Santa had arrived and over Cheese he did loom.
"Thank Goodness you're here" said Cheese filled with cheer,
Thinking Santa would help him cope with his fear.
The smile on Santa's face quickly went away,
And right then and there, Cheese knew it wasn't his day.
Slowly and carefully, Santa pulled back his beard,
It was then that Cheese knew his worst Nightmare was here!
As Cheese glared into Santa's eyes, he knew he was all done,
Cheese couldn't make his old legs work, they were toast...DONE!
Santa hauled back and punched Cheese right in the chin,
Laughing and rasing the roof, Santa knew he would win.
The Gm's circled around, wondering who was this man,
and suddenly it was clear, this wasn't your typical fan!
Santa stood to his feet and picked up his sack,
The GM's could see now, JohnnyFlame was BACK!
Justice was done becasue Cheese had been fooled,
Christmas wishes were granted becasue he just got Schooled!
"Order's ready" said Mary Brown over the counter,
Goffie went over and gave her a kiss, just like he found her.
The GM's left Cheese on the ground and walked out the door,
Hoping not to hear of threats anymore.
MJK, the Florida Panthers and their sponsor Quidi Vidi Beer,
Would like to wish everyone a Merry Christmas and a happy new year!
A CPHL Christmas Butt Kicking!
