07-10-2010, 05:51 AM
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One of the Nine
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Space Sector 2814
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The so drunk any time you close your eyes the world spins but you dont want to puke t
hread
sweet jesus
make it stop
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"In brightest day, in blackest night / No evil shall escape my sight / Let those who worship evil's might / Beware my power, Green Lantern's light!"
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07-10-2010, 05:51 AM
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One of the Nine
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Space Sector 2814
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My oplan is to just ride it out trolling pccuk
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"In brightest day, in blackest night / No evil shall escape my sight / Let those who worship evil's might / Beware my power, Green Lantern's light!"
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07-10-2010, 05:54 AM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Great thread.
Sleep on your stomach and the spins stop.
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07-10-2010, 05:55 AM
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One of the Nine
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Space Sector 2814
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if thsi works youar e the new jesus
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07-10-2010, 06:05 AM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Sometimes sleeping with a leg off the bed works too.
Avoid getting the spins by eating foods that help process alcohol before a bender.
Halibut is the best choice to prevent evil hangovers and the spins. However nothing can help you if you down a 40 in a few hours 
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07-10-2010, 06:10 AM
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God of Hating Twitter
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lol have a bucket near the bed.
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07-10-2010, 06:51 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Behind Nikkor Glass
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Go eat some runny eggs and half cooked bacon.
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07-10-2010, 07:01 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: CP House of Ill Repute
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Maybe next time you won't have that fourth Zima! 
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07-10-2010, 07:02 AM
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Atomic Nerd
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
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You'll feel better.
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07-10-2010, 07:37 AM
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#1 Goaltender
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07-10-2010, 07:40 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Vancouver
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Regulator75
Go eat some runny eggs and half cooked bacon.
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Served in a dirty ashtray.
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"A pessimist thinks things can't get any worse. An optimist knows they can."
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07-10-2010, 07:55 AM
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Disenfranchised
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I've never had a sig on this site where I quote something someone else said ... but man, this thread has some possibilities.
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07-10-2010, 08:25 AM
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In the Sin Bin
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Novi Sad, Serbia
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Just puke.
And don't go making threads when you're this drunk. Though, it did give me some laughs....
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07-10-2010, 09:08 AM
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Franchise Player
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weren't you the guy who was ridiculing the stampede participation in the stampede thread? million dollar condo cowboys or something?
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07-10-2010, 09:21 AM
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n00b!
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Ibuprofen
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07-10-2010, 09:30 AM
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Norm!
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Whatever you do, don't pull the lever beside your bed, it makes the room spin in the opposite direction.
Sleep with one foot on the floor, drink lots of water and have humiliating raunchy sex with a 300 pound housewife from Arkansas
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Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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07-10-2010, 09:32 AM
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Scoring Winger
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lol captain!
The one foot on the floor does work though.
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07-10-2010, 09:32 AM
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Atomic Nerd
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
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Close your eyes and repeat after me:
In highest solar elevation, in blackest obfuscation
No evil shall escape my unfailing observation
Let those who would worship evil's domination
Beware my power, Green Lantern's regurgitation!
Last edited by Hack&Lube; 07-10-2010 at 09:36 AM.
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07-10-2010, 10:01 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: 127.0.0.1
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order some pizza or escorts (or escorts with pizza) and then pass out before they get there.
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Pass the bacon.
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07-10-2010, 10:04 AM
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Norm!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hack&Lube
Close your eyes and repeat after me:
In highest solar elevation, in blackest obfuscation
No evil shall escape my unfailing observation
Let those who would worship evil's domination
Beware my power, Green Lantern's regurgitation!
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Of course it sounds like
Haaafafar son of a . . . mumble . . . grar (mini puke on yourself) greeeeen laamterm rocks yeah snicker.
Then because you put these words together in the exact right order a dimensional rift to a hell dimension opens in New York sucking a girl scout troop to a place of unimaginal torment and pain.
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Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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