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Winsor_Pilates · 12-13-2005, 12:30 PM

After reading the Death Row thread, I had a dream last night where I was to be executed. It enspired me to make this time-wasting thread. My last meal was McDonalds in my dream, but would likely be mom's butter chicken in real life.

If you were gonna be executed, what would your last meal be?

Reaper · 12-13-2005, 12:37 PM

If they had to give you your last meal before executing you I'd ask for the head prison guard sauteed with garlic and scallions.

ken0042 · 12-13-2005, 12:38 PM

Steak and lobster with garlic mashed potatos. For dessert a cake that my mom makes called Mocha Torte.

Here's a question, for a prisoner's last meal; would they let him have a beer to drink?

Maritime Q-Scout · 12-13-2005, 01:10 PM

I'd need Napoli Pizza from Charlotte St in Sydney
my mom's Corend Beef and Cabbage (saltier the better)
my aunt's Curry Chicken

since this is make believe I will say my late grandmother's speghetti and meat balls, and my late grandfather's oatmeal

a glass of ice cold Coca-Cola Classic, a tall glass of ice water, and a cold bottle of Keiths.

... oh thanks, now I'm hungry!!!

Cowperson · 12-13-2005, 01:11 PM

Nothing heavy . . . . I hate being drowsy ahead of lethal injection.

Mrs. Cowperson's Santa Fe barbecue ribs and anything else Mrs. Cowperson wants to whip up, including her fabulous rice pudding for dessert.

And . . . . . a fudgscicle.

Cowperson

Frank the Tank · 12-13-2005, 01:18 PM

If I was going to be nuked in the electric chair, I'd eat something that would cause me to explode. If I was going to be hung, or lethal injection, I'd pick something that would be ultimately messy and caused my bowels to empty upon my death. If they're gonna off me, they're gonna pay for it! Sucka's!!

Delthefunky · 12-13-2005, 01:28 PM

You should be able to get laid too before you die like that... seriously. I'd ask for a do-do bird omelette for my last meal.

Bill Bumface · 12-13-2005, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Winsor_Pilates

After reading the Death Row thread, I had a dream last night where I was to be executed. It enspired me to make this time-wasting thread. My last meal was McDonalds in my dream, but would likely be mom's butter chicken in real life.

If you were gonna be executed, what would your last meal be?

If your mom makes good butter chicken, I'll take some of that. I'm a sucker for butter chicken!

Nufy · 12-13-2005, 01:34 PM

Since my mom is no longer alive I would have to say My Aunts Sunday Dinner.

Roast Chicken, Stuffing, Vegggies, Gravy and a raising pudding that is simply awesome.

Good Old Nfld Staple that fills you up for hours. (Is there a drooling icon ??)

I-Hate-Hulse · 12-13-2005, 01:48 PM

I see a lot of people asking for last meals from wives / moms. As a hypothetical question, If you committed a capital crime, think they'd do that for you?

I'd probaby have to order out. Beef Satay Noodle Soup from Saigon Y2K. Should fulfill the messy nasty part that Frank the Tank talks about...

JiriHrdina · 12-13-2005, 01:53 PM

Big 'ol steak, stuffed potato. For dessert - Flapper pie.

4X4 · 12-13-2005, 01:56 PM

Well, I'd definitely need a dozen hot with ranch from Juliet's.
A shrimp ring with some of that cheap sauce from Superstore.

As long as the gaurds are out, they'd have to stop by Smugglers fro an owner's cut.

Head'er over to gramma's to pick up her kick-ass salad.

My mother's beef stew, and the stepmummy's broccoli rice stuff.

Jeez. Can't leave out the ex gf. She'll have to whip up some of her breaded chicken breasts.

And a sixer of Keiths.

This should take all day to eat, but I'd eat every bite.

Better make it a case of Keiths

photon · 12-13-2005, 02:01 PM

Anything as long as it takes 30-40 years to eat it.

icarus · 12-13-2005, 02:04 PM

Fava beans and a nice chianti.

BlackEleven · 12-13-2005, 02:05 PM

a dozen hash brownies and a quart of whiskey to drink. Might as well have some fun. Wouldn't have a hangover to worry about

4X4 · 12-13-2005, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackEleven

a dozen hash brownies and a quart of whiskey to drink. Might as well have some fun. Wouldn't have a hangover to worry about

Good call...

FlamesAllTheWay · 12-13-2005, 06:43 PM

If I was getting the chair then loads of chili, Taco Bell Taco's with Fries Supreme, raw oysters and some nice, cheap beer to wash it all down.

If not then i'd probably have what I have for Ukranian/normal x-mas every year. Perogies, cornmeal, koobasaw, turkey, cabbage rolls, mashed potatoes, etc. As well as some steak and lobster and a couple pitchers of kokanee gold too...

MJK · 12-13-2005, 07:04 PM

Atlantic Lobster.

FlamesAddiction · 12-13-2005, 07:05 PM

Here's a web site that list the last meals of people who have been executed. It's interesting is a very dark way.

http://www.deadmaneating.com

4X4 · 12-13-2005, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by FlamesAddiction

Here's a web site that list the last meals of people who have been executed. It's interesting is a very dark way.

http://www.deadmaneating.com

Too bad Steve mc mahon is dead. He could give a new twist to the "Do The Dew" line of ads...

Charles Thacker... Who the hell is this guy? Thats 4 or 5 last meals all rolled into one (please, no references to my other post in this threaed).

Ditto for Melvyn White

And do we have a Philly raised killer in the house? Cheesesteak for a last meal? To each his own...