In a fit of Tradebugitis the Bruins Gm decided to make a move. Out of Beantown is Keith Tkatchuk and Micheal Handzus. Coming to Boston is Alexei Yashin, Petr Sykora and PJ Axelsson. When asked why he made the trade a slightly inebrated Bruins GM said, "Im sick of trying to spell that guys name. Im glad hes gone....the bum. GET ME A SCREWDRIVER YOU PIECE OF CRAP. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I EAT BIGGER POOPS THEN YOU FOR BREAKFAST. AND THATS ON A BAD GUY...CAUSE...IM EATING POOP...AND YOUR DAY NEVER STARTS OUT RIGHT WHEN YOU EAT POOP...WHERE IS MY PICTURE FRAME? WHAT? SHUT UP YOU! I WANT A PICTURE FRAME WHEN YOU EAT THE SALT YOU PIECE OF TRASH! ummm...screwdriver...."
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