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Old 09-02-2004, 11:41 AM   #1
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I am going to a Bachelor Party this weekend. It's a weekend Houseboating trip near a great party destination. Anyways, I want to put a checklist together that the groom has to complete before the end of the weekend.

My question to you is 'What should we make him do'?

I have a couple. ex/

1) Aquire the panties of a girl under the age of 25.
2)Serenade a girl at a bar that you don't know.

Do you guys have anything to add?

Also, what should the punishment be for every task he does NOT complete?
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Old 09-02-2004, 11:43 AM   #2
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http://www.bachelorpartytips.com/bacchec1.html
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Old 09-02-2004, 11:54 AM   #3
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Went to some really bad ones back in my 20's. Duct taping a guy to a chair in his underwear (when he has body hair like Robin Williams) is just not a very nice thing to do. Mine was very boring. Played mini golf and pool at Schanks, drank lots of beer and BS'ed with my friends.
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Old 09-02-2004, 01:54 PM   #4
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I was going to suggest a ball and chain locked to the leg of your buddy BUT......seeing as you will be floating on a very large, deep lake it might not be the best idea.

- Make a potato gun, and take turns being the floating dingy target on the lake at 3AM. It's a great way to pass time and have good, clean dangerous fun at the same time!

- Ask Blackarcher for schematics on his CO2 charged beer bong
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Old 09-02-2004, 02:17 PM   #5
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My favourite is getting the groom drunk out of his gourd, take his money & credit cards, put enough money in his pocket for a phone call and then put him on a Greyhound bus to Thunder Bay.

(The bonus points come from dressing him up in a rubber nurse's uniform before putting him on the bus).
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Old 09-02-2004, 03:41 PM   #6
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My favourite is getting the groom drunk out of his gourd, take his money & credit cards, put enough money in his pocket for a phone call and then put him on a Greyhound bus to Thunder Bay.

(The bonus points come from dressing him up in a rubber nurse's uniform before putting him on the bus).

Rubber nurse uniform. Man thats a good one
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Old 09-02-2004, 04:11 PM   #7
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My favourite is getting the groom drunk out of his gourd, take his money & credit cards, put enough money in his pocket for a phone call and then put him on a Greyhound bus to Thunder Bay.
Thunder Bay? You cruel cruel person.
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Originally posted by BlackArcher101+Sep 2 2004, 04:11 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (BlackArcher101 @ Sep 2 2004, 04:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Reaper@Sep 2 2004, 04:17 PM
My favourite is getting the groom drunk out of his gourd, take his money & credit cards, put enough money in his pocket for a phone call and then put him on a Greyhound bus to Thunder Bay.
Thunder Bay? You cruel cruel person. [/b][/quote]
Well, either the groom wakes up in Thunder Bay or he wakes up along the way and gets off in Regina or Winnipeg...lol

If he sleeps until the end of the line then he'll have to take the bus back home.

If he wakes up in Winnipeg, well, he's in Winnipeg...
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Old 09-02-2004, 08:19 PM   #9
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Good topic, I was invited to a batchelor party at a guys house, where "entertainment" is coming. I'm still not to sure what to expect. Sit around drink and watch "entertainment" for an hour, is fine, I'm just not sure what happens after that?!
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Old 09-03-2004, 08:18 AM   #10
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Originally posted by troutman@Sep 2 2004, 12:43 PM
http://www.bachelorpartytips.com/bacchec1.html
Do a shot


Watch porno movies


Eat the last slice of pizza, the last buffalo wing, whatever


Write the name of your bride on your right palm.


Get someone to talk dirty to you


Dance with two women at once.


Moon someone on the highway


Drink some rot-gut whiskey


Stuff a dollar in someone's underwear.


Kiss a woman older than your mother


Convince a woman to rub the best man's shoulders


Buy the hottest woman in the bar a drink


Go talk to her and get DISSED!!!


Get a girl to kiss you


Get a girl to spank you.


Ask at least 5 women if they are your fiance.


Tell someone to kiss your ass.


Get someone to buy you a shot


Have a beer chugging race with the rest of the bachelor party


Get someone's number (in case you decide to bail).


Convince a stranger you're bride to be is still a virgin.


Try to convince a woman that men don't need to remain virgins before marriage, but woman must. Develop a rational case for this.

These all look like things KevanGuy would do on an ordinary night out with the guys!
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