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Old 03-06-2017, 08:31 PM   #1
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I'm not crazy.

Yesterday morning, I got up and was putting laundry away. I found this sock in the bottom of the laundry basket. There's only one. There's no mate for it. I swear to God I have never seen this sock before. Rico swears it isn't his, and that he has never even seen a sock with "Wigwam" on it before.

I am trying to wrap my head around this. have no idea how this sock got in my house.
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Old 03-06-2017, 08:34 PM   #2
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This isn't a dilemma. Put a sock in it.
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Old 03-06-2017, 08:38 PM   #4
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That could have been more polite. Watch it or someone may sock you.
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Old 03-06-2017, 08:41 PM   #5
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I can't say for sure where that one came from but I know where it's missing partner sock went.

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Old 03-06-2017, 08:44 PM   #6
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Old 03-06-2017, 08:46 PM   #7
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You're fine until you find plastic bags in your bathtub.
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That could have been more polite. Watch it or someone may sock you.
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Old 03-06-2017, 08:49 PM   #9
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I think the funniest thing about this thread is I am missing one of those exact same wigwam socks.
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Well assuming kunkstyle hasn't been breaking into your house to do his laundry, have kids? Recently have guests? Does your husband play sports or go to the gym? Anywhere a rogue sock could find its way into his bag.
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Old 03-06-2017, 08:53 PM   #11
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I have 2 pairs of Wigwams and they are the stars of my sock drawer.
The warmest, most comfortable and longest lasting socks I've ever had!

It's not 2, but be thankful you even have one!
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Probably the same person who lost a single shoe on the side of the road.

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The warmest, most comfortable and longest lasting socks I've ever had!
That was my same opinion.

Then I bought a pair of Darn Toughs. My opinion changed. Love those socks.

Do you guys scramble or hike? That looks like their hiking sock, so maybe someone you hiked with is missing one.
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Old 03-06-2017, 09:03 PM   #14
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Rico is cheating on you with kunkstyle
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Old 03-06-2017, 09:03 PM   #15
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The same person responsible for Calgaryblood's plastic bags?
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Old 03-06-2017, 09:10 PM   #16
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Bags in bathtubs, socks in laundry baskets... The other day, I found an oil drop in my garage. WTF is going on these days?
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"Sock it to me baby"
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Old 03-06-2017, 09:17 PM   #18
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Well, there is one use for a single sock...



Sock puppets, you pervs.
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Old 03-06-2017, 09:21 PM   #19
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I thought orphan socks were just part of life. It's a mystery you just don't look into. Just accept it and move on.
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