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Norm!
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I thought the timing of this is awesome due to a picture of an Asteroid hitting earth in the Trump thread, and people wishing for an end of existence.
Well good news my brother's and sisters, the end is nigh, the judgement day cometh and I just pooped my pants
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencete...#ixzz4XGYAz4Ai
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But one self-proclaimed astronomer has come up with an alternative theory, suggesting the asteroid will crash into Earth on February 16th and trigger a mega-tsunami, according to reports.
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elf-proclaimed Russian astronomer Dr Dyomin Damir Zakharovich said it is heading straight towards our planet.'The object they call WF9 left the Nibiru system in October when Nibiru began spinning counter clockwise around the sun,' he said.
Because of the events of the last few days, all I can say is
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Thank god it's from the reputable Daily Mail.
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Norm!
I was just trying to spread some joy, that it would be over soon for all of us.
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Does this mean doomsday clock hits midnight now?
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What the hell is a 'Self-Proclaimed' Astronomer?
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Does this mean doomsday clock hits midnight now?
Who cares about the doomsday clock, so little time so much looting and mayhem.
I've always wanted to %%% a bears said noone in particular as he ran towards the forest.
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Damn elves! I always knew they were trouble.
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Can it hurry the hell up?!
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Uh oh! Now I only have one more month to pass CaptainCrunch!
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Uh oh! Now I only have one more month to pass CaptainCrunch!
You will beat any horse
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Who cares about the doomsday clock, so little time so much looting and mayhem.
But I want to see the little doomsday animation that will undoubtedly appear as the clock hits midnight.
I hope it's something like this:
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Or this is fine with me too:
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You either have the credentials, education and training of an astronomer or...you dont.
You're just a shill for Big Astronomy, dude. You and your arrays of "radio-telescopes" - I know what those dishes are REALLY shooting their destructive microwaves at: Freedom.
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Will I beat it to 50,000 posts?
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Norm!
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You're just a shill for Big Astronomy, dude. You and your arrays of "radio-telescopes" - I know what those dishes are REALLY shooting their destructive microwaves at: Freedom.
ok, you completely win this thread. That was awesome.
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will CNN dust this off?VIDEO
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Never heard of Nibiru before. Just spent an hour in that rabbit hole which led me to some other fascinating scientific discoveries I had not heard including the Smithsonian discovering an Egyptian colony in the Grand Canyon.
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What the hell is a 'Self-Proclaimed' Astronomer?
A guy with a telescope and a blog.
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once again the Simpsons did it
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Well I guess cancel tomorrows dental appointment. Not much point in going through that hell now.
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