12-14-2016, 01:24 PM
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Scoring Winger
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Schadenfreude
Just some thoughts from HFOilers after their loss to the BJ's to brighten your day.
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"improved" team from last year, amirite boys
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Apathy is amazing. I'm not even upset.
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Who gives a ****? We're not making the play-offs.
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Man, McDavid was invisible in that one.
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Would be nice if Nuge and Eberle showed up. Pair of duds.
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Davidson looked horrible and small.
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Well, at least we stayed competitive up until December. It was a nice run. Maybe next year we'll make it to New Years?
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I usually lose interest by New Years so we are right on schedule. Keep it up Oilers!
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The Fans at the game should have booed them off the Ice at the end of the game.
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Our team got completely owned at every level.
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When the going gets tough, we don't get going
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By Saturday, we'll be out of the playoffs and I doubt we'll get back in it.
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Face it, we are done like dinner..again.
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And of course the classic...
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12-14-2016, 01:27 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Calgary
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This belongs in Edmonton is No Good
Nice schaudenfreude tho
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12-14-2016, 01:27 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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I'm still chuckling over "Ryan Nothing-Happens"
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12-14-2016, 01:34 PM
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by GoJetsGo
I'm still chuckling over "Ryan Nothing-Happens"
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Which I might have missed in all the traffic of the E=NG thread. So I, for one, am thankful to the OP for making this a new thread.
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12-14-2016, 01:35 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
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I find it funny.
Yes, blame your General Manager for selecting 'Dud' First Overalls. What are the odds that you'd get two 'Dud' #1 selections complimented by some bad first round selections.
Man...either that guy sucks or those players suck! Just...you know...terrible luck!
Luck so bad that the Universe is unquestionably against you. Rage against cosmic unfairness.
Nope...theres no way that the Edmonton Oilers are at all responsible for the crap-fest that is the Edmonton Oilers.
Not a chance.
The players are against them. The League is against them. The Officials are against them. The Doctors are against them. The Government is against them. The Lizard-Men are against them. The Bilderburgers are against them. The Illuminati are against them. Hell! Even the League of Women Voters are against them! Although that one is legit. Too many bruised legs to be a coincidence.
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12-14-2016, 01:42 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Austria, NOT Australia
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Originally Posted by Locke
I find it funny.
Yes, blame your General Manager for selecting 'Dud' First Overalls. What are the odds that you'd get two 'Dud' #1 selections complimented by some bad first round selections.
Man...either that guy sucks or those players suck! Just...you know...terrible luck!
Luck so bad that the Universe is unquestionably against you. Rage against cosmic unfairness.
Nope...theres no way that the Edmonton Oilers are at all responsible for the crap-fest that is the Edmonton Oilers.
Not a chance.
The players are against them. The League is against them. The Officials are against them. The Doctors are against them. The Government is against them. The Lizard-Men are against them. The Bilderburgers are against them. The Illuminati are against them. Hell! Even the League of Women Voters are against them! Although that one is legit. Too many bruised legs to be a coincidence.
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the greatest thing I've read lately was "we picked the wrong year to suck". The smugness in some fans is so big that they don't even feel an ounce of shame that they've had the worst suck streak in league history, and yet having all the horseshoes up their ass when winning the McDinkleberg sweepstakes isn't enough for some because they selected the Tenderness and Yak.
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12-14-2016, 01:43 PM
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Franchise Player
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In The Great Divorce, by C. S. Lewis, two of the characters visit Napoleon in Hell:
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‘Did they see Napoleon?’
‘That’s right. They went up and looked through one of the windows. Napoleon was there all right.’
‘What was he doing?’
‘Walking up and down – up and down all the time – left-right, left-right – never stopping for a moment. The two chaps watched him for about a year and he never rested. And muttering to himself all the time. “It was Soult’s fault. It was Ney’s fault. It was Josephine’s fault. It was the fault of the Russians. It was the fault of the English.” Like that all the time. Never stopped for a moment. A little, fat man and he looked kind of tired. But he didn’t seem able to stop it.’
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Seems like Oiler fans have been taking lessons from old Boney.
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12-14-2016, 02:04 PM
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Acerbic Cyberbully
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: back in Chilliwack
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Originally Posted by Locke
I find it funny.
Yes, blame your General Manager for selecting 'Dud' First Overalls. What are the odds that you'd get two 'Dud' #1 selections complimented by some bad first round selections...
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I hate to nitpick but Jordan Eberle was a #22 draft pick.
Otherwise, I approve.
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12-14-2016, 02:09 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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I hate to nitpick but Jordan Eberle was a #22 draft pick.
Otherwise, I approve.
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I was referring to Hall and the Tenderness. The fact that they paid Eberle the same amount is entirely on their own incompetence.
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