30 Rock had so many, I will have to go back and look.
This scene from WKRP always killed me:
Lillian 'Mama' Carlson: [after Andy leaves, Mrs. Carlson tastes her coffee, and is pleasantly surprised] Hirsch, this coffee is delicious! Hirsch - Butler: We have company, Madam. When it's just you and me, I make it a little bit differently.
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Mr. Lahey: Randy... I got $100 here for groceries, I got $1400 here for liquor, and I got $6000 for you to go and bail out a couple of s**t puppets. We might need a couple of more s**t puppets for our play, and they gotta be angry s**t puppets, Randy. And you gotta make em angry s**t puppets, and you say whatever it takes to make them angry, but they're not angry at us Randy. S**t puppets are supposed to be angry at other s**t puppets... take the bus. Randy: Mr. Lahey, they could kill one another. Mr.Lahey: Wouldn't that be nice? Randy: Yeah, but we can't be involved with murder. Mr. Lahey: (confidently) Exactly, Randy. Randy: Mr Lahey, is this you talking or the liquor? Mr. Lahey: Randy... [Lahey takes a big sip out of his liquor bottle...I am the liquor.
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Sam Seaborn: [speaking about the Equal Rights Amendment] How can you have an objection to something that says... Ainsley Hayes: Because it's humiliating. A new amendment we vote on declaring that I am equal under the law to a man, I am mortified to discover there's reason to believe I wasn't before. I am a citizen of this country, I am not a special subset in need of your protection. I do not have to have my rights handed down to me by a bunch of old, white, men. The same Article 14 that protects you, protects me, and I went to law school just to make sure.
30 Rock had so many, I will have to go back and look.
Tracy: So how you doing over there, Theo Huxtable?
Toofer: I’m doing good.
Tracy: Nah uh. Superman does good, You doing well. You need to study your grammar, son.
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The “Cheers” episode where someone says, “You catch more flies with honey than vinegar.” Woody Harrelson speaks up and says, “You catch the most flies with dead squirrels.”
Michael: We sold the property. I worked it out so that we could relocate the cabin, but it is going to be up in Tahoe for another couple of days. Maybe you can take a date up there.
Lucille: How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?
Michael: The cabin! Yes, th... well, that would be difficult, too.
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Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Hawkeye: War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse. Father Mulcahy: How do you figure, Hawkeye? Hawkeye: Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell? Father Mulcahy: Sinners, I believe. Hawkeye: Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.
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