03-10-2016, 09:37 AM
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evil of fart
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Liquid A**
Okay, so I bought some Liquid Ass Fart Spray off amazon.ca. It was like $17 or something. If you've never heard of the stuff, you can check it out here: www.liquidass.com. I heard about it after listening to podcast episode 191 of 99% Invisible from December 2 titled "Worst Smell in the World." I had to smell for myself.
This stuff is marketed as a prank. It's not. It's a GD weapon. I spritzed two little sprays of the stuff yesterday outside and I instantly started violently dry-heaving. A couple of nano-molecules of the mist landed on my hoody and it was instantly contaminated and smelled horrendous. I had to take off all my clothes and wash them, then have a shower. I smelled like absolute shat, ass and death.
Another nano-particle must have got under my fingernail. That smell would make me dry heave, too. AFTER my shower.
Anyway, you should check this stuff out just so you can at least be part of the select few who has experienced what is absolutely the worst smell in the world. Nothing could be worse, I'm certain of it.
Not sure what to do with the rest of my bottle. Seems like a shame to throw it out.
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03-10-2016, 09:40 AM
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Could Care Less
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*Checks date*
Not April 1st.
*Proceeds to wonder what in the #### is wrong with OP*
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03-10-2016, 09:41 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In my office, at the Ministry of Awesome!
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So they've successfully marketed a fragrance that captures the essence of the Edmonton Oilers?
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03-10-2016, 09:42 AM
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#5
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Looooooooooooooch
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I'd say take it to Edmonton and spray it there...but then no one would notice the difference.
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03-10-2016, 09:42 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sliver
Not sure what to do with the rest of my bottle. Seems like a shame to throw it out.
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Strap it to your rascal and crop dust through Chinook Centre?
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03-10-2016, 09:43 AM
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Could Care Less
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When the skunk sprays, spray back.
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03-10-2016, 09:43 AM
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Franchise Player
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I can't even.
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03-10-2016, 09:56 AM
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Franchise Player
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This is amazing.
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03-10-2016, 09:57 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Never change Sliver.
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03-10-2016, 09:57 AM
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First Line Centre
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I don't need to waste money on this stuff. I am more than capable of producing this type of foul smell myself...
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03-10-2016, 09:58 AM
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evil of fart
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Quote:
Originally Posted by codynw
This is amazing.
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It is. Check out some Youtube videos of people smelling it to get an idea of the stank. It's fataed up. Looks kind of funny when you watch it, but having experienced it, I can tell you it's not a laughing matter.
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03-10-2016, 09:59 AM
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evil of fart
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Originally Posted by lazypucker
I don't need to waste money on this stuff. I am more than capable of producing this type of foul smell myself...
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You may think you are, which is why I suggest you actually find some of this to smell. It's beyond anything any one guy could produce.
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03-10-2016, 10:10 AM
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#14
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2003
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lol, how old are you man?
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I spritzed two little sprays of the stuff yesterday outside and I instantly started violently dry-heaving.
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hahah that's awesome. There are times I'd genuinely like to live across the street from you.
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03-10-2016, 10:19 AM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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Egg salad sandwiches have this effect on me.
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03-10-2016, 10:20 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Behind Nikkor Glass
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Put a few drops in someones air intake on their vehicle.
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03-10-2016, 10:28 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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I bought a stink bomb from San Francisco when I was 12. At that time I remember thinking I was way too old to buy something like that.
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03-10-2016, 10:28 AM
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evil of fart
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Originally Posted by Regulator75
Put a few drops in someones air intake on their vehicle.
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Dude, I'm not kidding that this can't be used for pranks. It is a weapon. Anything you do with this is not funny.
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03-10-2016, 10:29 AM
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evil of fart
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Originally Posted by GoinAllTheWay
lol, how old are you man?
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39. Still a youngster!
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03-10-2016, 10:34 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Behind Nikkor Glass
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sliver
Dude, I'm not kidding that this can't be used for pranks. It is a weapon. Anything you do with this is not funny.
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Someone you don't like?
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