Random Chuck Norris fact generator

[Jiggy_12]

Here is a hilarious way to waste your time

Chuck Norris knows the sound of one hand clapping

[Patek23]

Like the new Jeep Hurricane, Chuck Norris can accelerate from 0 to 60 mph in 4.9 seconds, and can also an navigate an 86.7 degree slope when moving downward.

Chuck Norris is German for "Whale's Vagina".

Chuck Norris killed the last Unicorn with his bare hands. The Unicorn was Chuck's best friend.

Chuck Norris can remotely impregnate women.

[Jiggy_12]

haha, whoops. wrong forum. Could a mod please move this to the off topic board?

Chuck Norris is good, but he is not a sport.