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Old 02-03-2016, 05:06 PM   #1
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Let me preface this by saying its part of a mental exercise for me.

I came up with an idea for a short story last night, its probably a story that's been done before but it brings up a interesting question.

Lets say that its the late 80's, in my story we/you hear reports on the news of a crisis in the middle east (That's where they all start), it swiftly turns into a confrontation between the Soviets and the Americans. Throughout the day the news gets worse, you hear the President making a speech that America won't back down in the face of tyranny, you hear the Soviet Premiere speak, he states that the American Capitalist aggressors will not push the Peaceful Soviet People from the rightful place in the world.

As day turns to night you keep hearing the news get worse as the world moves towards a nuclear confrontation.

You live in a small house or apartment. Your doorbell rings and you open the door and a small group of friends arrives they all have beer or liquor or whatever. If the world is going to end it might as well end with a party.

I guess my question is

What would you talk about?

What would you do?

Would you confess something that your friends didn't know?

Once the missiles launch (and in my story they launch)

What would you do with the last 30 minutes of your life.

I just thought this could be an interesting discussion for fun.
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Old 02-03-2016, 05:08 PM   #2
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Head to my vault, what else?
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Old 02-03-2016, 05:12 PM   #3
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Let me add on, there's no vault and likely this is it for you.

There's no time to flee or ride your petercopter to safety

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Old 02-03-2016, 05:13 PM   #4
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I'm going to Friendsies.

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Old 02-03-2016, 05:21 PM   #5
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Well since it's the late 80's and I'd be like 13...probably play video games
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Old 02-03-2016, 06:21 PM   #6
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I'd try to OD on a ridiculous cocktail of booze and drugs so I could avoid the whole being vapourized thing. I'd probably be so effed up that I'd be the life of the party until I started choking on my own vomit or going into cardiac arrest. Not sure what I'd talk about...probably how effed up I am.
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Old 02-03-2016, 06:27 PM   #7
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Probably pray and spend time with my loved ones. No one said we deserved to be here.
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Old 02-03-2016, 06:27 PM   #8
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Well, it sounds like a bad Showcase miniseries, but I can't imagine I'd say anything out of the ordinary as far as confessions go. No point in messing with someone's head right before they die. Probably mostly reminisce about all the cool fun stuff we have all done. And curse the superpowers, plenty.

In reality, I wouldn't be sitting around though, I'd be getting the hell to anywhere I thought was safer, reality of the situation be damned.
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Old 02-03-2016, 06:34 PM   #9
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Try to watch the explosion somehow while embraced by loved ones.

You know the cliche'...

Spoiler!

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Old 02-03-2016, 06:37 PM   #10
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Old 02-03-2016, 06:42 PM   #11
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Sit around and chat, can't do anything in a half hour so why sweat it?
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Old 02-03-2016, 06:45 PM   #12
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House party? what in the everloving pfft? I'm leading a ragtag group of misfits on a venture to hijack Challenger, Atlantis or Discovery (depending on date) and getting right the fux out of here

Every 10m we up the ante with harder and harder drugs until someone finally crashes us into the moon
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Check out some of my old photo albums and feel blessed that I got to have so much fun!
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Old 02-03-2016, 07:24 PM   #15
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Well, besides the myth that the world will end... it won't it will just really suck if you live in a big city, the world will still go on, just really crappilly after a nuclear war.

Anyway, if I had no way to get to the mountains and seek safety, honestly, I'd just stand on the roof of my building, and watch the thing hit. It would be a pretty fascinating 3 or 4 seconds.
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Preemptive death by Scotch for me.
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Old 02-03-2016, 07:56 PM   #17
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I'll be fine in my fallout shelter.
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Old 02-03-2016, 07:59 PM   #18
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I'd just walk around in a stilted fashion yelling "Mein Fuhrer...I can walk!!" at random people until Armageddon hits.
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Scenario 1: 72 Male

Booze, Viagra, Hookers and Blow.

Scenario 2: Mid 40's divorced Man and lives alone

Murder everyone on my secret murder list.

Scenario 3: 28 Woman

Cry and whine that it isn't fair and annoy everyone else who is trying to have a final good time.

Scenario 4: 35 Woman

Goes for a picnic.

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Old 02-03-2016, 08:17 PM   #20
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Scenario 1: 72 Male

Booze, Viagra, Hookers and Blow.
That's kinda how I'm hoping it goes, in fact I'd prefer it to a natural death at 78 or so. That way I could just walk up to all the young people and say... "Well, at least I got 72 years out of the deal, kinda sucks to be you."
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