05-28-2012, 03:00 AM
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Scoring Winger
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And it begins - Zomby killed in Miami
http://www.thestar.com/iphone/news/w...her-man-s-face
According to police sources, a roadside-assistance truck driver saw a naked man chewing on another man’s face and shouted on his loudspeaker for him to back away. A woman also saw the incident and flagged down a police officer.
The officer, who has not been identified, approached and, seeing what was happening, also ordered the naked man to back away. When he continued the assault, the officer shot him, police sources said. The attacker did not stop after being shot and the officer continued to shoot, killing the naked man.
Edit: great, I spelled zombie wrong fml.
Last edited by freedogger; 05-28-2012 at 03:04 AM.
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05-28-2012, 03:55 AM
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Has lived the dream!
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Zomby... Heehee.
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05-28-2012, 03:56 AM
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Zombys
Oh my god.
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05-28-2012, 04:07 AM
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That is awesome. (Headline)
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05-28-2012, 04:49 AM
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I don't know, I'd like to think I could defend myself against a single zombie. Maybe not a horde, but seriously if it is a single zombie how do you get into a position whereby you are helpless to prevent the chewing of your face? Seems weird.
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05-28-2012, 05:23 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by icarus
I don't know, I'd like to think I could defend myself against a single zombie. Maybe not a horde, but seriously if it is a single zombie how do you get into a position whereby you are helpless to prevent the chewing of your face? Seems weird.
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But what about a zomby?
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05-28-2012, 05:29 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TurnedTheCorner
But what about a zomby?
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With Zomby's you are totally screwed. Never mess with a zomby.
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05-28-2012, 06:41 AM
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I've prepared my whole life for a Zombie uprising but never did I ever imagine they would turn out like a Zomby
The greatest mispelt word since Asians were spelt Azns
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05-28-2012, 06:47 AM
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Gooby please...
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05-28-2012, 06:50 AM
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I'm going to wait to see if the victim 'turns' before getting too excited.
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05-28-2012, 07:47 AM
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The accused was quoted "brayns, brayns"
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05-28-2012, 07:53 AM
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Took an arrow to the knee
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I wonder what type of drugs they'll find in this guy's system.
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05-28-2012, 07:57 AM
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben_in_Canada
I'm going to wait to see if the victim 'turns' before getting too excited.
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I'm not, I'm going to buy some guns and shoot anyone who even acts suspicious.
Actually my wife has been acting a little weird lately....
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05-28-2012, 08:01 AM
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Originally Posted by HPLovecraft
I wonder what type of drugs they'll find in this guy's system.
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My money is on PCP.
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05-28-2012, 08:03 AM
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Oh my god zombys!
What's next, vampyrs?
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Connor Zary will win the Hart Trophy in 2027.
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05-28-2012, 08:04 AM
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HPLovecraft
I wonder what type of drugs they'll find in this guy's system.
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It probably has more to do with what drugs aren't in his system. He was probably some nut job who was off his meds.
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05-28-2012, 08:07 AM
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Took an arrow to the knee
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hockeyguy15
It probably has more to do with what drugs aren't in his system. He was probably some nut job who was off his meds.
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He got shot and didn't even seem to feel it. There are some weird ass drugs out there that can deaden sensations.
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05-28-2012, 08:10 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HPLovecraft
I wonder what type of drugs they'll find in this guy's system.
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The radio station here reported that both the zombie and victim were on LSD. Apparently there is a new version of LSD out there that is giving people major freakouts.
I don't know where they got that information from though.
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05-28-2012, 08:17 AM
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HPLovecraft
He got shot and didn't even seem to feel it. There are some weird ass drugs out there that can deaden sensations.
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05-28-2012, 08:41 AM
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Norm!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by saskflames96
Oh my god zombys!
What's next, vampyrs?
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Are Vampyrs Vampires that live an alternate lifestyle. like that goof Edward Cullen.
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