08-26-2005, 10:09 AM
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Norm!
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I mean really, ask me anything.
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08-26-2005, 10:10 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Can I have my car washed for free?
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08-26-2005, 10:34 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Estonia
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Does your cat's breath smell like cat food?
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08-26-2005, 10:41 AM
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First Line Centre
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Is it one of those car washes where a whole crew goes at the car inside and out, like "JohnnyRockets" or whatever it's called?
If so, what is the grossest item you have seen pulled out of a car? or the wierdest? What is the best haul someone has made on "loose change tips"?
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08-26-2005, 11:08 AM
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Norm!
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Quote:
Originally posted by red '00@Aug 26 2005, 04:10 PM
Can I have my car washed for free?
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No, vertically challenged people need to buy items that make them feel taller, like platform shoes, booster seats, and even shorter subordinates. So no, you can't have your car washed for free.
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08-26-2005, 11:10 AM
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Norm!
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Originally posted by KevanGuy@Aug 26 2005, 04:34 PM
Does your cat's breath smell like cat food?
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Actually interesting story, it more smells like dead rats, turtle wax, and Doug, the whiper boy who mysteriously didn't show up for work on Monday.
I liked Doug, I could actually stack quarters on his head, and we could use him like a step ladder when the ceiling blower broke.
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08-26-2005, 11:18 AM
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Norm!
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Quote:
Originally posted by MolsonInBothHands@Aug 26 2005, 04:41 PM
Is it one of those car washes where a whole crew goes at the car inside and out, like "JohnnyRockets" or whatever it's called?
If so, what is the grossest item you have seen pulled out of a car? or the wierdest? What is the best haul someone has made on "loose change tips"?
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Actually its one of the car washes where people go into the cars, we have one guy, Dougs replacement Mitch, and we use him like a que tip when we're cleaning out the car vents, because he has really spikey hair. We have another girl named Mincemeat who's really good at peeling gum and stuff off from underneath seats.
As far as the grossest thing we've pulled out of a car, there was that one night that we thought we had solved Jimmy Hoffa's murder, but we were bummed out when it was just a whino who had fallen asleep in the trunk and had an axe fall on his head 7 times. (Safety tip, when you put your tools away always secure them with a bungie cable). We also opened a trunk one night and saw a portal to an alternate dimension where people were treated like horses and horses rode them. MinceMeat was so excited that she spit her chewing gum under the seat of a car she was washing.
On the tip thing, we have a guy thats named Anthrax who thinks he's a girl, anyways one night a drunken salesguy got his car washed, and Anthrax got a three dollar tip. Happily Anthrax used that money to open up a successful chain of human taxidermy shops in outer Mongolia
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08-26-2005, 12:00 PM
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First Line Centre
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... alright then ... 
Where did that gay guy go?
* BACKS OUT OF THREAD SLOWLY *
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