Hilarious break in

[White Out 403]

http://globalnews.ca/news/2249178/no..._campaign=2014

Nova Scotia man breaks into Kamloops home, feeds cats, watches TV, takes a shower

KAMLOOPS, B.C. – He fed the cats, prepared a meal, shaved, showered and even took meat out of the freezer to thaw.

The only problem? Christopher Hiscock, 33, was not at home and didn’t know the owners of a ranch where he became a bit too comfortable.

The Nova Scotia man pleaded guilty Monday to possession of stolen property and being unlawfully in a dwelling house stemming from a bizarre incident north of Kamloops, B.C.

My favourite quotes and diary entries from thsi guy (he wrote in the families diary..)

“The woods is a good place, I suppose. There’s a lot of fish out there.”

I saw a picture in the basement on the wall of a man holding and weighing fish on a boat. Looking at him I realized we look a lot alike, but I think I’m more handsome.

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Hahahah

[Locke]

His reaction is the best. Really calm:

Its a nice place, and I like it here. Also I have nowhere else to go.