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Old 03-31-2015, 10:37 AM   #1
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Default [OOT] March 31st, The day that Winnipeg and Vancouver forgot to win

OOT, you betrayed us a bit with the Vancouver win last night so 10 lashings for you. However we will let it slide since you gave us the proper result in the Chicago-LA game.
All will be forgiven with a clean slate if you will give the proper results again tonight and for all the remaining Kings games.

If pylon needs to consume some delicacies such as raw liver to make it happen, so be it.
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Old 03-31-2015, 10:40 AM   #2
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Ondrej Pavelec is a Vezina calibre goaltender.
He will not allow another goal against this season.
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Old 03-31-2015, 10:41 AM   #3
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Go Preds!
Go Rangers!

And Go Panthers! Because why not?
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Broadway Bullies over the Portage Pretenders.

Surging Sabrecats over the Pathetic Potheads.

Get r done.
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Old 03-31-2015, 10:49 AM   #5
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Everyone knows that Dan O'Rourke, Wes McCauley, Tony Sericolo and Derek Nansen are Rangers fans.
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Old 03-31-2015, 10:50 AM   #6
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Biggest game of the year for Winnipeg. 7 hours until puck drop. Important hockey at this time of year is awesome.

Not official yet but looks like little is back in line up. This would be the healthiest the Jets have been all year. No excuses. Beat the Rangers!

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Old 03-31-2015, 10:53 AM   #7
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Winnipeg and Vancouver are on track for shutouts so far tonight.
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Allah once again his reviewed the OOT and has dispatched his most loyal of Jihadis to right the wrongs and ensure the Jets and Canucks lose and to restore balance upon the standings. Allahu Akbar
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I don't think Winnipeg or Vancouver will lose another game this year
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Old 03-31-2015, 11:03 AM   #10
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The hockey gods have continued to bless us both with Flames wins and help in the OOT. and now we pray....

Dear hockey gods,

Please show this hardworking and non-tanking Flames team, made up of a group of warriors that lack divers, whiners and punks, some love.

Smite our enemies tonight.

Amen
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Isn't it in your best interest to have Winnipeg and Vancouver win? Keeps LA further back of a playoff spot. Unless you really want home ice.
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Old 03-31-2015, 11:03 AM   #12
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There's no possible way that Pavelec will go back to sucking the absolutely suck tonight vs the Rags. No way at all.

Also no way at all that the Preds will come out to play vs VAN. They've clinched a playoff spot so they're totally gonna cruise their way to getting blown out. Totally gonna be blown out.
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Old 03-31-2015, 11:04 AM   #13
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Isn't it in your best interest to have Winnipeg and Vancouver win? Keeps LA further back of a playoff spot. Unless you really want home ice.
Nah we're fine dragging both teams into the playoff battle with us, thanks
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Isn't it in your best interest to have Winnipeg and Vancouver win? Keeps LA further back of a playoff spot. Unless you really want home ice.
Our sights are set on you Vancouver. Be afraid.
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League wants LA in the playoffs...expect some ####ty calls on the Jets

maybe a little interference
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Isn't it in your best interest to have Winnipeg and Vancouver win? Keeps LA further back of a playoff spot. Unless you really want home ice.
lol how does that help the Flames unless one of those teams are playing LA
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Isn't it in your best interest to have Winnipeg and Vancouver win? Keeps LA further back of a playoff spot. Unless you really want home ice.
Winnipeg and/or Vancouver winning won't change the fact that LA will still be only 3 points behind the Flames. Let both of them lose so that the Kings have someone else to chase instead
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Old 03-31-2015, 11:19 AM   #18
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As long as the Flames take care of business on their Em then it shouldn't be a problem.
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Old 03-31-2015, 11:22 AM   #19
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2 Extra hot 7-11 Jamaican patties with spicy potato wedges and sour cream from the public condiments bin for lunch.

Spicy Pho soup with likely 2-3 squirts of Sriracha for dinner.

OT: Anyone know where one can purchase industrial strength laundry detergent?
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2 Extra hot 7-11 Jamaican patties with spicy potato wedges and sour cream from the public condiments bin for lunch.

Spicy Pho soup with likely 2-3 squirts of Sriracha for dinner.

OT: Anyone know where one can purchase industrial strength laundry detergent?
Why not just end off with McDonalds? That usually cleanses my colon. My body knows it's not food

I wouldn't suggest laundry detergent. Just throw those pants out.
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