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Old 12-24-2014, 10:47 PM   #1
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Default a drunken christmas poem

Santa is burning something in his pipe
His head spins as he thinks man this is trite
He pulls the reigns one way and then another
He swears and curses his reindeer have no mother
He drops the gifts in a completely careless manner
He beans little billy and apologizes with a stammer
Its Christmas time
This looks like thyme
I'm high as as crap
I wrote this rap
I want a red rider pellet gun tomorrow
guns blazing my friends realize to their sorrow
Christmas isn't just for the nice
Its for the drunk now get me some ice
Merry Chistmas to all CP
There's nothing that rhymes with CP
I'm screwed a merry Christmas all who are in
Now where'd I leave my half bottle left of gin.

Good night good day I have to go
A Christmas lacking an inch of snow
Merry Christmas all to dog to cat to man
enjoy you're Christmas turkey and your yams
I bid you all a awesome day
I wish that I could sing and say

Be good be great and all the best to you.
Now back to the bottle so i can get completely stewed.
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Old 12-24-2014, 11:03 PM   #2
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Teepee rhymes with CP.
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Teepee rhymes with CP.
Or sleepy, creepy....
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Old 12-24-2014, 11:28 PM   #4
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Old 12-25-2014, 09:08 AM   #5
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That's the gift that keeps on giving, right there.
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Old 12-25-2014, 11:27 AM   #6
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CC writes on CP here
Trying to add to Christmas cheer
Drinking booze for rosy cheeks
Slurring all the things he speaks
Christmas warmth, can't get enough
Please dear santa, Flames win the cup?

With merry men like Johnny G,
Or Colby, Gio and sir Brodie,
But let's not forget Sean Monahan
Or Coach Hartley, because he's the man.
Managed by the Treliving
and guys above like Burke and King

As the day goes by let's not forget,
To rips Edmonton a little, that's what we're good at.

Now CC good sir, go grab another beer,
And add another stanza to this good old thread here.
And do it before you pass right out.
We need a laugh you silly lout.
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Old 12-25-2014, 09:36 PM   #7
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That's not my Christmas poem at all.....there is no mention of Nantucket!
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Old 12-26-2014, 01:43 AM   #8
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That's not my Christmas poem at all.....there is no mention of Nantucket!
There once was a man from Nantucket.. Wait that's not forum friendly...


Umm... O I got it now...

Beer is great . Whiskey is great. I'm drunk, now give me more beer and whiskey.
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