07-21-2014, 10:36 AM
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NOT breaking news
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Calgary
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Ovechkin is on the market (not for other hockey teams)
Here is today's entertainment report 
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/...alex-ovechkin/
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Maria Kirilenko says she ended her engagement to Alex Ovechkin
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07-21-2014, 10:37 AM
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#2
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Franchise Player
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If I was a young, insanely rich sports star, there is zero chance I'd get married while I was still playing. Wait until you're older.
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Originally Posted by MisterJoji
Johnny eats garbage and isn’t 100% committed.
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07-21-2014, 10:51 AM
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#3
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Franchise Player
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The puck bunny collecting begins!
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07-21-2014, 10:53 AM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Perth Australia
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Didn't see this coming but I'm not surprised.
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07-21-2014, 10:58 AM
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#5
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First Line Centre
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Thread should read "Maria Kirilenko now available"
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07-21-2014, 11:05 AM
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NOT breaking news
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by handgroen
Thread should read "Maria Kirilenko now available"
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It wouldn't be a hockey story.
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07-21-2014, 11:05 AM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: About 5200 Miles from the Dome
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For those who don' know.
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07-21-2014, 12:00 PM
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My face is a bum!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by nik-
If I was a young, insanely rich sports star, there is zero chance I'd get married while I was still playing. Wait until you're older.
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Why when you can have both?
You get to have the kids/family thing while you're in 1 city, then the girlfriends/groupies and all that good stuff when you are in 29 other cities for the rest of the year.
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07-21-2014, 12:03 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by hulkrogan
Why when you can have both?
You get to have the kids/family thing while you're in 1 city, then the girlfriends/groupies and all that good stuff when you are in 29 other cities for the rest of the year.
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Because then you have to cheat on your wife, and that is a ####ty thing to do. Why not just wait, not hurt someone, and not lose half your money when she invariably divorces you for infidelity?
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Johnny eats garbage and isn’t 100% committed.
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07-21-2014, 12:05 PM
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#10
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Vancouver
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Quote:
Originally Posted by hulkrogan
Why when you can have both?
You get to have the kids/family thing while you're in 1 city, then the girlfriends/groupies and all that good stuff when you are in 29 other cities for the rest of the year.
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Because that's a POS thing to do.
But, sadly, likely much more common than we know.
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07-21-2014, 12:06 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fotze
I wonder if it gets difficult to get past how damn ugly the guy is. After a year or two of grinning and bearing it just could handle any longer, getting banged by Jaws from the James Bond movies.
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(And hundreds of millions of $$$)
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07-21-2014, 12:06 PM
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#12
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Not sure
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fotze
getting banged by Jaws from the James Bond movies.
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Hahahahaha, that's a good one. The resemblance is pretty damn close.
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07-21-2014, 12:10 PM
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#13
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Helsinki, Finland
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GirlySports
It wouldn't be a hockey story.
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It's still not a hockey story if you ask me...
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07-21-2014, 12:25 PM
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My face is a bum!
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My post was tongue in cheek... maybe it needed a Tiger Woods meme to come off correctly....
Better?
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07-21-2014, 12:25 PM
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#15
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: West of Calgary
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She probably got tired of gathering all day while he was out hunting with the boys......
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07-21-2014, 12:35 PM
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I've posted it before and I'll post it again . . .
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07-21-2014, 12:45 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Itse
It's still not a hockey story if you ask me...
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Such a purist 
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07-21-2014, 12:53 PM
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#18
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GirlySports
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Did he at least give her a Mr. Big chocolate bar on the way out?
Last edited by saXon; 07-21-2014 at 12:55 PM.
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07-21-2014, 01:10 PM
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fotze
I wonder if it gets difficult to get past how damn ugly the guy is. After a year or two of grinning and bearing it just could handle any longer, getting banged by Jaws from the James Bond movies.
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this is signature worthy stuff here.
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07-21-2014, 01:46 PM
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#20
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Cant wait for his post on The Dirty.
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