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Old 04-13-2014, 05:43 PM   #1
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- I have not thrown up since 1996.
- I have not set foot inside a Wal-Mart since about 1999.
- I have never watched a Julia Roberts movie in its entirety.
- Every Mormon person I have met, I have liked.
- I never use the drive-through at fast food restaurants, unless I'm with someone and they peer-pressure me into doing so.
- I've never had a speeding ticket
- I've never dated a spitter.
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Old 04-13-2014, 05:49 PM   #2
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I've pee'd every day for as long as I can remember.
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been cursing like a sailor since 1986
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Old 04-13-2014, 05:53 PM   #4
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Old 04-13-2014, 05:53 PM   #5
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- I have not thrown up since 1996.
- I have not set foot inside a Wal-Mart since about 1999.
- I have never watched a Julia Roberts movie in its entirety.
- Every Mormon person I have met, I have liked.
- I never use the drive-through at fast food restaurants, unless I'm with someone and they peer-pressure me into doing so.
- I've never had a speeding ticket
- I've never dated a spitter.
I'm envious of some of those streaks.
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Old 04-13-2014, 06:01 PM   #6
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I only ate McDonalds twice since the fall of 1998.

Once in the fall of 2000 on a road trip with friends. My theory was after 2 years it couldn't possibly be as disgusting as I made it out to be. After two bites I put my meal in the garbage and went to the pizza place across the street.

The second time was in the summer of 2002 where drunk I accepted a free sundae.

So it's been well over a decade since I last are any food from there.
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Old 04-13-2014, 06:07 PM   #7
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Never dated a spitter? How many g/f's are we talking about here?

I was going to say that I have popped daily for over 20 yrs, but I then remembered when I borked my arm and cracked my ribs in the fall I was on Tylenol and took a few days off felt like I was trying to pass a basketball after three days.......

Anyways, I do know I have been the master of my domain for well over 35 years now and counting....
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Old 04-13-2014, 06:32 PM   #8
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Ever since my stomach operation in 99 I can pass huge amounts of gas. My record is a 37 second fart.
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Ever since my stomach operation in 99 I can pass huge amounts of gas. My record is a 37 second fart.
Is this a challenge? I can out-fart anyone.
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Can you outfart Michael Moore?

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I hope this becomes version 2.0 of that old "do not read if you do not like farts" thread
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Old 04-13-2014, 06:46 PM   #12
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Is this a challenge? I can out-fart anyone.
Absolutely, bonus points for level of reek too.
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Not eating McDonalds since 1997!!
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- I have not set foot inside a Wal-Mart since about 1999.
This could be re-worded to say 'I like paying more money for things that I need to'.
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Absolutely, bonus points for level of reek too.
I think we have ourselves a fart-off.
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I am the only person I know that has never been to Cross Iron Mills. Now I avoid it purposely although my wife takes the kids there sometimes. She knows about my streak and doesnt pressure me to break it.
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Never had a speeding ticket either.
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Old 04-13-2014, 07:08 PM   #18
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I have been using the same wallet for 23 years. Purchased at the Bay in Surrey BC in 1991 and is now 75% electrical tape.

Bought a second hand set of "Wahl" hair clippers in 1992, haven't paid for a haircut since.

I have not been inside a Walmart since 2001.

I have never had a Filet-O-Fish.

* My 2000 Ford Explorer has the original plugs and wires.

I have not missed entering the Fan 960 Secret Seat Code in roughly forever

I have only ever worn Levis 501 jeans.

I haven't worn a watch in 9 years.

Never once did I turn my back on the Calgary Flames. Not even once.




*Not really a streak as much as just dumb and cheap.
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Old 04-13-2014, 07:14 PM   #19
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I am the only person I know that has never been to Cross Iron Mills. Now I avoid it purposely although my wife takes the kids there sometimes. She knows about my streak and doesnt pressure me to break it.
Thats only because we dont know each other.

I have never purchased anything from walmart. I have gone in to check products and prices and always decided not to buy from there. Any money saved would be pointless as the item would invariably be of inferior quality and have to be replaced before an item I pay a little more for somewhere else. I feel good about my choice everytime I dont spend any money at walmart.
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Old 04-13-2014, 07:21 PM   #20
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  • Never cheated on a GF or Wife.
  • Never been at fault for a vehicle accident.
  • Haven't had a cigarette since May 2001 (smoked heavily for 10 years).
  • Have not and never will watch Titanic.
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