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Old 11-30-2011, 12:44 PM   #1
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Hey Team,

Looking for a well-recommended spot for some sports therapy massage. Preferably in the NW, but not a big deal if I have to drive a bit. Any recommendations?
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Old 11-30-2011, 12:45 PM   #2
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Old 11-30-2011, 12:46 PM   #3
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i hear there are some killer places on center st.
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Old 11-30-2011, 12:48 PM   #4
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Why, does he give happy endings?
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Old 11-30-2011, 12:51 PM   #5
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No but his mamma does

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Old 11-30-2011, 12:52 PM   #6
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so much for my "in b4 happy endings" post idea...
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Old 11-30-2011, 01:19 PM   #8
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so much for my "in b4 happy endings" post idea...
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Old 11-30-2011, 02:56 PM   #9
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i live in the deep SE and the therapist in chiropractors office in MacKenzie Towne are some kind of awesome......
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Old 11-30-2011, 03:04 PM   #10
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If you really want a good recommendation, I can ask my friend who used to be a criminal lawyer, and defended these outfits...
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Old 11-30-2011, 03:24 PM   #12
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Club Yelena in Dover . . . look it up
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Old 11-30-2011, 03:26 PM   #13
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Basement of "Chicken on the Way" I believe.
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Old 11-30-2011, 04:14 PM   #14
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Hey Team,

Looking for a well-recommended spot for some sports therapy massage. Preferably in the NW, but not a big deal if I have to drive a bit. Any recommendations?
Forgot the name of the place but its in Cardel Place just off Country Hills. They have physio, chiro and licensed massagists there and theyre very good. They have direct billing also for insurance claims. Not sure if they have happy endings but you can always ask.
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Old 11-30-2011, 04:17 PM   #15
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Before I die I want to go into a super classy massage joint, like the Banff Springs or something, and try keep a straight face while attempting to talk my way into a happy ending. If I can hide a camera in my butt it might make for great youtube viewing.
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Old 11-30-2011, 04:19 PM   #16
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Before I die I want to go into a super classy massage joint, like the Banff Springs or something, and try keep a straight face while attempting to talk my way into a happy ending. If I can hide a camera in my butt it might make for great youtube viewing.
Why would I want to watch your colon while you talk yourself into an HJ?
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Old 11-30-2011, 04:28 PM   #17
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Before I die I want to go into a super classy massage joint, like the Banff Springs or something, and try keep a straight face while attempting to talk my way into a happy ending. If I can hide a camera in my butt it might make for great youtube viewing.
The Therapist leaves the room whilst you undress (and set up your camera).
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Apex in Kensington has always been good.
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Forgot the name of the place but its in Cardel Place just off Country Hills. They have physio, chiro and licensed massagists there and theyre very good. They have direct billing also for insurance claims. Not sure if they have happy endings but you can always ask.
If I remember correctly, it's named after some sort of jungle cat, Panther or Cougar Physio, or something like that.
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