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Old 03-24-2014, 04:51 PM   #1
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Sometimes team PR departments have great ideas and sometimes they rush ideas that required further vetting. I think this one falls under the latter (some very funny tweets contained within though):

http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives...-disaster.html
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Old 03-24-2014, 05:04 PM   #2
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Have you ever cross checked or kneed your grandma in the head? Stupid question. Of course you have, you're James Neal #askneal @penguins
Someone's having fun.
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Old 03-24-2014, 05:07 PM   #3
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If you owned a bar, how cheap would your shots be? #AskNeal
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Old 03-24-2014, 05:09 PM   #4
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I laughed waaaay too hard at this.

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Old 03-24-2014, 05:12 PM   #5
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what favorite memory have you robbed from one of the players you kneed to the head?
Oh, this one made me laugh out loud at work.
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James, do you prefer the feel of wood or the flex of composite for crosschecking guys in the face? #AskNeal
Also good.
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Old 03-24-2014, 05:18 PM   #7
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@TheOneAndOnlyH2: #AskNeal does Obamacare cover kneeshots or elbows to the head?
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Old 03-24-2014, 05:19 PM   #8
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Someone with a sense of humor should use this opportunity to rag on James Reimer's wife...
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Old 03-24-2014, 05:22 PM   #9
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Dan Ryan @bruinshockeynow
Do you have any plans to legally change your name to James Kneel? #AskNeal
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IDontUsethis @george41190 My GF is pregnant and I'm not ready to be a Dad. Can you give her the people's elbow for me? #AskNeal


Yikes ...that's gotta be a Philly fan
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my two faves

Steph @myregularface
If you could have any super power, how would you use it to hit opponents in the head? #askneal


John Forsyth @blackbear93
#askneal if you could go back in time and end the career of any player in NHL history who would you choose?
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Old 03-24-2014, 06:27 PM   #12
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Love these. Dirtbag player.
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Old 03-24-2014, 06:40 PM   #13
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bahaha, these are awesome.

Serves him right.
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Old 03-24-2014, 09:10 PM   #14
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#askneal @penguins if a train leaves the station at 9 AM, and it's 75 degrees, by Newton's L.O.G. how many careers will you end that day?
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Old 03-24-2014, 09:15 PM   #15
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@FlyGoalScoredBy @Kurt_BSH @penguins #AskNeal If a hockey player falls in a forrest, is it because you kneecapped him? #Can'tStop
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Old 03-25-2014, 12:13 AM   #16
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@FlyGoalScoredBy @Kurt_BSH @penguins #AskNeal If a hockey player falls in a forrest, is it because you kneecapped him? #Can'tStop
I laughed so loud at that one, that my cat ran had to run under a chair to hide.
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Old 03-25-2014, 03:08 AM   #17
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I'm late to the #AskNeal fiasco... but not as late as Neal's hit on Sean Couturier.
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Old 03-25-2014, 03:29 AM   #18
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Golfer Jagr @Jaromir_Jagr #AskNeal When you face the Rangers, how hard is it to skate on your knees to give St. louis a cheap shot to the head?


Haha, awesome.
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Old 03-25-2014, 12:57 PM   #19
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In case anyone doubts that Neal is a dirty player:







None of the hits are *that* bad, mind you. But he has reached Raffi Torres levels of stupid, where he should be suspended for long periods of time so that he 'gets it'
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Old 03-25-2014, 01:10 PM   #20
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In case anyone doubts that Neal is a dirty player:
* snip *
None of the hits are *that* bad, mind you. But he has reached Raffi Torres levels of stupid, where he should be suspended for long periods of time so that he 'gets it'
You missed one of the most blatant ones too, where he skates knee-first into Brad Marchand's head.
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