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Old 11-22-2013, 01:22 PM   #1
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Let's hear some WTH moments. Here's one I had a little more than a year ago.

I was out for my lunchtime walk and looked up a side street and about 50 feet back from the corner I saw a car parked on the side of the road with the 4-way flashers on. I looked again and three guys get out of the car and are looking at the tire but the strange thing is that they were dressed up like muppets. There was a fourth guy sitting in the back of the car who was also dressed like a muppet.
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I've only spent one day in Victoria, and on that day in the span of about 6 hours I saw human poop on the ground three times. Once in the middle of the sidewalk, once in a museum washroom, and once in a parking structure.

All I can associate with that city is that it looks nice, but people just poop wherever they want.
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Old 11-22-2013, 01:32 PM   #4
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Let's hear some WTH moments. Here's one I had a little more than a year ago.

I was out for my lunchtime walk and looked up a side street and about 50 feet back from the corner I saw a car parked on the side of the road with the 4-way flashers on. I looked again and three guys get out of the car and are looking at the tire but the strange thing is that they were dressed up like muppets. There was a fourth guy sitting in the back of the car who was also dressed like a muppet.
Did you not have your cellphone with you, and if you didn't are you like 80?
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Old 11-22-2013, 01:36 PM   #5
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I've only spent one day in Victoria, and on that day in the span of about 6 hours I saw human poop on the ground three times. Once in the middle of the sidewalk, once in a museum washroom, and once in a parking structure.

All I can associate with that city is that it looks nice, but people just poop wherever they want.
Victoria is flooded with unemployed hippy filth. This is not surprising in the least. A cousin of mine lived in a Hippy commune just outside go Vic, and they pooped in their garden to fertilize it. Like most things on the BC coast, it really is a horrible place once you peel away a couple layers.
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Old 11-22-2013, 02:12 PM   #6
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I've only spent one day in Victoria, and on that day in the span of about 6 hours I saw human poop on the ground three times. Once in the middle of the sidewalk, once in a museum washroom, and once in a parking structure.

All I can associate with that city is that it looks nice, but people just poop wherever they want.
Oh, you cant judge Victoria just by that, thats just rubecube.
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I returned to my vehicle right after the $3 parking fee came into effect at Canyon Meadows train station to find someone pooped next to my car in the parking lot. People who don't poop in toilets disturb me. Like the lady down in the states who dropped her pants in the wal-mart isle and just pooped on the floor. WTH
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Old 11-22-2013, 02:36 PM   #8
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I remember coming home from the Hives concert back at the U of C about 5 years ago. I got off the train with my buddy downtown at Victoria Park, it was about 11:30 PM. It was late April or early May and it was drizzling out and kind of cold. When we got to McLeod and 15th there were two guys walking in perfect unison with no shirts on wearing ski googles.

Both of us just stopped and watch these guys roll by without breaking their sync. Very Random...
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Old 11-22-2013, 02:51 PM   #9
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I saw the red power ranger in Tokyo in 2007 from the second floor of a bar in the middle of the street by himself. It was monsoon raining out. We ran down to street level to find him, but by the time we got down there, he had vanished.

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Old 11-22-2013, 02:52 PM   #10
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Speaking of public poopers, I guess she'd do it at the same place every time she went for a run:

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Old 11-22-2013, 02:52 PM   #11
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I was almost side swiped one morning on the Deerfoot by a numbskull who was having a bowl of cereal( im assuming that was what was in the bowl)while he drove in the fast lane using his knees to drive.

I know breakfast is the most important meal of the day but WTF?
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I remember leaving a Thorogood concert in down town Dallas one night and seeing two homeless guys fighting. One guy grabbed a broken crutch from his shopping cart and stabbed the other one through the chest.
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I remember leaving a Thorogood concert in down town Dallas one night and seeing two homeless guys fighting. One guy grabbed a broken crutch from his shopping cart and stabbed the other one through the chest.
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Summer 2006 I got home a bit late to my apartment in Sunnyside after some late night Stampeding with a new friend and I walk to my door and there was someone at the door trying to pick the lock. My unit was in the middle of the building so I walked past him to see what was up and then stopped at the neighbours door and said out loud, "fk this isnt my apartment". The guy looks at me and bolts and in the process drops his man purse that had his wallet, a book of drawings, and some sort of lockpick set. No ID in his wallet but did have a few giftcards and about $130 in cash.

When I first saw him I thought about trying to do something but what if he has a weapon. Honestly I just wanted to get inside with my new friend and didnt really want to mess up all my hard work.

The next morning we went out for breakfast and I used the guys cash to pay for breakfast as I said goodbye to my new friend. I took the cash and gift cards out and figured I would call the cops on Monday.

In the afternoon the cops knocked on everyones doors. The cop asked me if I heard or saw anything suspicious last night. This is probably the 50th person I am guess he had asked so he was expecting the same answer. I told him what happened and gave him the wallet and the lockpick set. The only thing the wallet had in it was some buisness cards. I guess he wasnt the greatest thief because he had tried to pick the lock of a few different apartments with no success other than screwing up a bunch of peoples doors so they couldnt get in.

It was such a surreal day, evening, and night leading to that enounter and just such a weird encounter. To not bolt immediately when he saw me takes guts that I wouldnt notice what he was trying to do. Soon after I moved from that place and now its converted into a condo building. I always had a bad feeling as alot of people would prop the door open to that building for whatever reason.

To this day I still proudly display that book of drawings just in case a friend of a friend knows this person and is ever invited over to my house. Its also a trophy of sort as some of the drawings are pretty damn good.
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Old 11-22-2013, 03:21 PM   #15
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One day a couple of years ago on the corner across the street from my old apartment there was an old peasant in from the countryside who had three monkeys, each on a chain. Each monkey had a long bread knife that it wielded like a sword. First they fought with each other, then the old guy cracked a whip and all three monkeys started jumping at him and slashing at his face and head with the bread knives.

I went on my way to buy groceries.
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When I was in Tokyo, I saw a guy with a huge beard walk down the street in a tight Sailor Moon outfit and wig. No one seemed to pay attention or care.

Of course, it was Tokyo, and there's many, many weird things that happen there on a regular basis.
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Watched this and I'm still shaking my head....
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Speaking of public poopers, I guess she'd do it at the same place every time she went for a run:

Hmmm, guess "malicious fecal distribution" (watch the video) is newsworthy
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