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Old 12-17-2013, 01:32 PM   #1
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http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/World/20.../21342466.html

"Xiao Wei lost his right hand in a work accident, but doctors were unable to reattach it immediately because his arm was severely damaged, the BBC reports.

To keep the hand alive, it was grafted onto his left ankle"
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Old 12-17-2013, 01:33 PM   #2
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Gross!
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Old 12-17-2013, 01:33 PM   #3
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Now that was a hands on approach to a problem...
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Old 12-17-2013, 01:35 PM   #4
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How's he gonna masturbate without kicking himself in the sack? Doctor fail.
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I need that like I need an ###hole on my elbow.
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Old 12-17-2013, 01:40 PM   #6
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That ought to make clipping his toenails so much easier! Very handy!
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Old 12-17-2013, 01:41 PM   #7
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High fives will be really impressive.
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Old 12-17-2013, 01:44 PM   #8
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High fives will be really impressive.
It will give him a "leg up" on the situation.
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It would have been cooler if they attached his dick to his ankle so that he could lift up his pant legs to impress the ladies.
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Old 12-17-2013, 02:01 PM   #10
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I gotta hand it to him. He isn't going to let this be his Achilles heel.
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Old 12-17-2013, 02:15 PM   #11
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Now he's making $ hand over foot.
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Old 12-17-2013, 02:18 PM   #12
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Now thats handy.
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Old 12-17-2013, 02:44 PM   #13
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All of these puns are really getting out of hand...
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Old 12-17-2013, 02:54 PM   #14
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If the reattachment surgery worked and he regains use of his hand, that's phenomenal. If he has no use of his hand, I'm not sure that it was worth it.
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Two in the hand is worth one in the foot...
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Old 12-17-2013, 03:20 PM   #18
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Why, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg! With a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!
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Old 12-17-2013, 04:28 PM   #19
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Pssh.

Creepy photo...A Chinese man has had a new nose grown on his forehead.

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A hands graft? Wasn't this guy conductor of the CPO a few years back?
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