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Hand grafted to mans ankle
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/World/20.../21342466.html
"Xiao Wei lost his right hand in a work accident, but doctors were unable to reattach it immediately because his arm was severely damaged, the BBC reports.
To keep the hand alive, it was grafted onto his left ankle"
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Gross!
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Now that was a hands on approach to a problem...
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How's he gonna masturbate without kicking himself in the sack? Doctor fail.
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I need that like I need an ###hole on my elbow.
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That ought to make clipping his toenails so much easier! Very handy!
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High fives will be really impressive.
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High fives will be really impressive.
It will give him a "leg up" on the situation.
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It would have been cooler if they attached his dick to his ankle so that he could lift up his pant legs to impress the ladies.
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I gotta hand it to him. He isn't going to let this be his Achilles heel.
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Now he's making $ hand over foot.
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Now thats handy.
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All of these puns are really getting out of hand...
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If the reattachment surgery worked and he regains use of his hand, that's phenomenal. If he has no use of his hand, I'm not sure that it was worth it.
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Two in the hand is worth one in the foot...
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Why, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg! With a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!
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A hands graft? Wasn't this guy conductor of the CPO a few years back?
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