So Cheese? How do I play this Game?

[Cheese]

So many newbies hanging out these days, and enough older GMs that they have gone stale it appears.

In point form some of the most exciting parts of being a CPHL GM:

• You get to talk to people outside of your normal family and friend circles. Its true, you can actually talk to other GMs using GTalk or Hangouts...heck if you have time you can strike up a conversation on PM...just takes longer, you might even make a friend, so you'll have two. Hey...while your chatting about how your wife steals all the money out of your pockets, see if there is a trade that can be made? Fun fun fun..let me tell ya's, trading is the "lifeblood" of this game!
• NHL? What the heck is that? This is the CPHL and the Simulator hates GMs who try to be all NHL like. Talk to Grant...when he is happy...after a win...rarely. Serious, the CPHL ratings are what you need to look at. You create your team based on ratings and who Simon loves...not you. You do not count, deal with it. Simon is always smarter than you no matter what your mom tells you!
• Do you know that show on TV called Hoarding Buried Alive? Thats what happens to GMs in the CPHL for doing the same thing! Your kids will get very anxious, your significant other will call in the Psychiatrists and your team will lose most games until you stop this practice. Besides, how in the hell can you live in a mess like that anyways? Pig. Sell everything! Make money, picks and players to help you win today!
• Hey,,,who the hell are you anyways? Such a lovely blackboard we have in the CPHL that allows you to create stories and Bull#### to let other GMs know who you are. You can even BS about how you have more than one friend and are so busy at work you dont have time to trade. Except you arse...you are posting on the main CPHL board 25 times a day! Post something when your team wins or loses...and now and then post a pic of your wife so we can comment.
• Did you know we have a GM that actually likes living in bitter cold weather with lots of snow and even a few walrus and baby seals hanging around his doorstep? No one said you had to be sane to play this game! "Just play"...this is your new mantra and you should practice that verse every morning before you go to work...or your moms basement.
• CPHL money is not real. No serious, it is fake. Like Monopoly. Except we don't have pieces to move around a board. We do have a kind of Jail called the Watchdog...and many properties, but they are all named after boys and men. Sell them...like slaves.
• Play. Play. Play! serious, why else would you be in this?

[Swayze11]

This is like Mike Milbury giving advice to new GMs.

[The Swedish Flame]

I've tried to add people to GTalk but don't think I got everyone yet. I will go through tomorrow and see if I can add some that I've missed.