10-27-2013, 09:49 AM
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Often Thinks About Pickles
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Okotoks
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Kijji-Edmonton Dresser For Free, Possessed By Ex Girlfriend
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I am giving away the dresser that my ex left behind when we split.
Like in our relationship, she felt it wasn't an obligation of hers to move anything along in our union or move anything out when she left.
This dresser has 9 drawers for hiding even everything from the largest load of BS to the smallest of emotion
It's made mostly of solid wood (mirror and drawer faces) and is very sturdy and very heavy - again like my ex but with less pulp.
I believe it is made of oak and not self loathing and hatred
It has a huge trifold mirror that was perfect for each of her faces.
Very few bumps and bruises this dresser is a real keeper and just needs a little TLC - not years of therapy or Daddy's approval.
No reason to create the illusion of a bad childhood because this dresser is willing to provide a purpose for a family - storing clothes with no emotional baggage or snack cakes.
Doesn't gripe, never wonders where you have been and it can be friends with other pieces of furniture without being jealous or complaining. It does not believe the foot stool is a wh0re!
Drawers slide open freely and easily like my ex but without the aid of alcohol, cash, or credit cards
I was looking to sell it for the same amount of weight she gained in our relationship about $150. But i thought id rather give it away for free
Pickup only as I am just one man and like my ex - one guy just won't cut it so bring your friends!
Well worth it if you are a wingman, the adventurous type or a glutton for punishment
DISCLAIMER: Exorcism unnecessary as its evil spirits left having already draining me of anything identifying me as a man and human being
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http://edmonton.kijiji.ca/c-ViewAd?AdId=536867251
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10-27-2013, 10:15 AM
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#2
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Behind Nikkor Glass
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10-27-2013, 01:27 PM
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#3
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Lifetime Suspension
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Originally Posted by Regulator75
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Who cares? People who call fatas are the worst. God forbid we have more threads or should we just have one mega thread for all of CP?
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10-27-2013, 01:47 PM
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#4
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Franchise Player
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This guy clearly has some issues.
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You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last Friday. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, "Was that you?" You quickly replied "No...Wasn't me!" You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatuence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waiving 2 loafs of Ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I'd love to meet up sometime
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http://edmonton.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-...AdIdZ537207174
Oh and there's this one.
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Unova region's upcoming contender specializing in Ghost and Psychic types, seeks local trainers to participate in one-on-one battles of 3-6 Pokemon each for training sessions before the winter Ice League Tournament in Calgary
Please contact using that weird skype box thing at your local Pokemon Center and imessaging me and letting me know where and when you want to battle!
Me and my Pokemon team will be available for the better part of the month. All challengers will be taken, though not a one taken lightly.
*No Items to be applied in-battle (fresh water, potions, burn heal, etc.), only held items permitted.* See you on the field,
Visits: 47
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http://edmonton.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-...AdIdZ536868407
It gets even worse too.
http://edmonton.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-...AdIdZ521968448
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10-27-2013, 02:03 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Behind Enemy Lines
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I just about killed myself laughing so hard.
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10-27-2013, 02:04 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Behind Nikkor Glass
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Originally Posted by puckluck2
Who cares? People who call fatas are the worst. God forbid we have more threads or should we just have one mega thread for all of CP?
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Who called fata? It reminded me of the Kijiji hilarity thread.
This is funny, so thought it could also go there.
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10-27-2013, 04:48 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by trackercowe
This guy clearly has some issues.
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Issues... or just wanted to write something funny.
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10-27-2013, 05:47 PM
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Franchise Player
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Just merge all of cp into one thread - it will save a lot of time.....
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Last edited by Northendzone; 10-27-2013 at 06:09 PM.
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10-27-2013, 05:59 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Nm.
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