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Old 10-12-2013, 03:19 PM   #1
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http://beta.thescore.com/nhl/news/317030
Riding off into the sunset into greener hamburger filled pastures
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Old 10-12-2013, 03:25 PM   #2
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Good-night, sweet blimp.

May flights of pork chops sing thee to thy rest.

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Old 10-12-2013, 03:26 PM   #3
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fat joke here.
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Old 10-12-2013, 05:35 PM   #6
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30 years old, made nearly $6M. Seems like a good time to retire
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Old 10-12-2013, 05:42 PM   #7
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Wellwood was always a favourite of mine while watching him in Junior. Enjoy the new adventure Kyle.
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Old 10-12-2013, 06:10 PM   #8
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Old 10-12-2013, 06:55 PM   #9
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He's going to give off season Byfuglien a run for his money now that he has zero reason to stay in shape.
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Old 10-12-2013, 06:58 PM   #10
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He already has a job as a delivery man...
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He already has a job as a delivery man...

This will go well, nothing like peelings back the pizza box to find a.couple of partially eaten slices....
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Old 10-12-2013, 08:49 PM   #12
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Would-a should-a could-a but was too fat....
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Old 10-12-2013, 10:03 PM   #13
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Next stop, HOF
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Fat jokes aside we all should retire at 30 after making $6 million.
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Old 10-12-2013, 10:53 PM   #15
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Ten fat sausages sizzling in a pan,
One went pop! And the other went bang!

Eight fat sausages sizzling in a pan,
One went pop! And the other went bang!

Six fat sausages sizzling in a pan,
One went pop! And the other went bang!

Four fat sausages sizzling in a pan,
One went pop! And the other went bang!

Two fat sausages sizzling in a pan,
One went pop! And the other went bang!

No more sausages sizzling in the pan!
Wellwood went pop! And his fart went bang!
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Old 10-12-2013, 11:30 PM   #16
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Next stop, HOF
You mean IHOP?
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30 years old, made nearly $6M. Seems like a good time to retire
He'll probably eat through that in about 5 years.
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wellwood was always a favourite of mine while watching him in junior. Enjoy the new adventure kyle.
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Old 10-13-2013, 01:42 PM   #19
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Good-night, sweet blimp.

May flights of pork chops sing thee to thy rest.
That alone made my day today...not funny, but REALLY FUNNY!
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Old 10-13-2013, 08:27 PM   #20
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I love how he was never that fat at all, save for one picture during an injury where he couldn't work out, and was bent over a table making it look worse than it was. But the internet took over and the rest is history.
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