09-21-2013, 12:30 AM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Would you stay in bed for 70 days for $18,000?
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The only catch: You can't get out of bed for 70 days.
NASA is looking for study participants to help with its research into the effects of long-term spaceflight on the human body.
Scientists claims that having people lie in bed for 70 days is the easiest way to study the effects of microgravity on the body without having to opt for the more expensive option: actually sending people to space.
"Watching you will help scientists learn how an astronaut’s body will change in weightlessness during space flight in the future," the agency said in a statement.
Approved bed-rest participants — sorry, couch potatoes, you have to be very healthy to make the cut — will be paid $18,000 for 15 weeks of their time.
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After spending two weeks at the Johnson Space Center, where scientists will observe participants' bodies in normal conditions and participating in normal activities, study subjects will move to NASA's Flight Analogs Research Unit (FARU) at the University of Texas Medical Branch in Galveston, Texas, where they will spend the next 70 days lying in a bed tilted head-down at a six-degree angle.
Getting out of bed is not an option. A modified shower gurney allows participants to bathe. Meals are delivered to their bedside. Participants can read books, Skype with friends, check Facebook, watch TV and even work — an easy way to boost that work-from-home income?
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http://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/good-...4002.html?vp=1
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09-21-2013, 12:37 AM
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#2
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Can't you get a blood clot doing this?
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09-21-2013, 12:46 AM
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#3
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Toledo OH
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That's a pay cut for CP members!
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09-21-2013, 12:53 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river.
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Apply for the study here. Sorry, Canadians. This opportunity is just for our neighbours south of the border.
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Years of disappointment in "sorry, US citzens only" scenarios has taught me to read these too-good-to-be-true stories from the bottom up.
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09-21-2013, 01:05 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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I'm sure 'Honey-boo-boo's' mom is on a list somewhere. If she hasnt done this already.
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09-21-2013, 01:37 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Are you allowed conjugal visits? If so sign me up!
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09-21-2013, 02:18 AM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Originally Posted by WilderPegasus
Are you allowed conjugal visits? If so sign me up!
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How about 70 days of sex in bed?
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09-21-2013, 10:46 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Kalispell, Montana
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$18K to risk long term negative health effects? Not a chance.
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09-21-2013, 10:49 AM
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In the Sin Bin
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: compton
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I'll need a bedpan, a copy of gta 5 and domino's pizza on speed dial.
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09-21-2013, 11:59 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Now world wide!
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The boredom and health consequences would suck, but the worst part would be the fact they're watching you the whole time. As if your life wasn't limited enough by being bedridden, most of the fun stuff you could do in bed isn't stuff you'd want a half dozen nerds watching you do.
I'd only consider it as a means to get out of an unhappy marriage or to avoid a mob hit.
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09-21-2013, 12:37 PM
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Franchise Player
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As long as I have a computer, a bedpan, and nothing else to do...sure.
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09-21-2013, 12:38 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Behind Nikkor Glass
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Would they be cleaning the bedding regularly?
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09-21-2013, 12:51 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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I wouldn't do it for twice the money. There are the obvious health concerns, being watched 24/7, unbelievable boredom and the very fact a healthy human cannot stay horizontal for more than two months. Staying in bed will get painfull after a while. That's why we get out of bed daily.
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09-21-2013, 12:55 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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Is Scarlet Johanson involved? If so, I'd be in, otherwise no.
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09-21-2013, 03:41 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: Calgary
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I like sleeping in now and again but I couldn't do it. My back would be sore after like 2 days.
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09-21-2013, 03:43 PM
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Yes.
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09-21-2013, 04:05 PM
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Official CP Photographer
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: PL15
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No way. You would be come a vegetable. Also imagine the boredom, that would get to me.
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09-21-2013, 04:29 PM
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Franchise Player
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Would be tough... If I had two months to throw away it might be interesting to try but I'd imagine the $18000 might enough to pay for recovery treatment as a result of participating.
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09-22-2013, 12:23 AM
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Has Mrmastadonfarm been on this experiment for the last 5 years?
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09-23-2013, 11:19 AM
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Franchise Player
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as an aside, this salary works out to $93,857 annually - you'd almost be a 1.0%'r.......
It would be interesting to try it for a couple of days.......
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