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Old 09-05-2013, 04:15 PM   #1
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Old 09-05-2013, 04:16 PM   #2
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If she let 100,000 people try to "work it out", I'm sure that could be "fixed".
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Old 09-05-2013, 04:17 PM   #3
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Old 09-05-2013, 04:21 PM   #4
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Find some dood that's hung like a canary and work your way up.

Love the tags BTW.
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Old 09-05-2013, 04:25 PM   #5
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You can sue for that?! Here I thought you paid an extra $50 for the honeymoon stitch...
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I thought women used the "Not tonight dear, I have a headache" excuse
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Old 09-05-2013, 04:43 PM   #7
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pffft, nothing a good fisting can't fix
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Old 09-05-2013, 04:45 PM   #9
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Exactly the direction I knew this thread would go...
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Old 09-05-2013, 07:44 PM   #10
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Old 09-05-2013, 07:57 PM   #11
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Haha, I love how at the end of the article it mentions that her husband is also suing for an additional 75k due to pain and suffering...
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Old 09-05-2013, 08:28 PM   #12
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Aren't most men worried about the opposite happening after their wife gives birth?
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Old 09-05-2013, 09:00 PM   #13
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I think it's called "the husband stitch".
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Old 09-05-2013, 09:24 PM   #14
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I just realized how appropriate the 'canoe.ca' link was.
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Old 09-06-2013, 06:26 AM   #15
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Old 09-06-2013, 08:07 AM   #16
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Well, reverse minivan for her. 5 in the front; 2 in the back.
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Old 09-06-2013, 08:08 AM   #17
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talk about shutting the front door.......
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Old 09-06-2013, 09:35 AM   #18
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As much as I'd love to be told I'm too big, this would be a nightmare.
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Old 09-06-2013, 09:58 AM   #19
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So if the front door is too tight, I am guessing this guy has no chance of exploring the Rusty Wagonwheel
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Old 09-06-2013, 10:06 AM   #20
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Sometimes it's fun to guess what the article says based on the comments.
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