I am staying at a friend's place. Earlier, myself and her daughter let their cats out into their zoo-like cat run. Then, between the two of us we forget about them as we go back inside.
Now it's 1am. I went out for a smoke and accidentally (having forgotten about them) let the cats out. My friend is long asleep. Her daughter too.
So do I try to round them up myself, or enlist help by waking people up?
You should probably wake them up, just to make sure the worst does not happen. Just don't say it was because you were going for a smoke. Make something up, and say you heard a strange noise outside or something, and the cats ran out before you could stop them.
But first maybe grab some cat food and shake it around or something in hopes you can lure them back in. Works for me all the time.
Would there not be that big hole in your story - the smell of cigs? I would just fess up and burst into her room screaming about the missing cats, and start crying while apologizing to head off any anger directed at you.
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Never a good idea to go into your friends daughters room, wake her up and tell her you're looking for p*ssy.
I doubt that would work, no one is going to believe that story without any actual evidence. You'll need to go outside and kill an unsuspecting pigeon, and plant it on the floor for everyone to see tomorrow morning.
i doubt that would work, no one is going to believe that story without any actual evidence. You'll need to go outside and kill an unsuspecting pigeon, and plant half of it it on the floor for everyone to see tomorrow morning.
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Honestly though, as someone who has been around cats my whole life, they typically find their way home once they get hungry. Chances are they are still close by.
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Well whatever story you decide to tell about it, the cats will totally agree to it...at first, but then they will hold it over your head, try and blackmail you for more food, then totally rat you out in the end anyways. Cats are d####es.
So write a kidnapping notes with a few demands including a specified amount of blow and at least two hookers of a medium to high quantity and leave it stuck to the door with a steak knife.
Then get a friend of yours to call with demands. When the family answers the phone grab it and growl.
"Listen you scumbag this household does not negotiate with terrorists. If we don't get this p$ssy back I will find you and I will kill you.
Then get your friend to go to the toystore and buy a stuffed cat. Have him saw its head off and leave a note that says"We're not kiddin, hookers and blow or we start sawin"
Your last act is to pull on a cammo jacket and pack a army surplus backpack and tell the family that you won't return until the cats are found and justice is deliveed.
Then walk off into the moonlight while humming the personal themesong of your choice.
When the cats return in a few days and you know they've returned phone up the family and grunt. Justice has been severed (intentional pun there) and hang up the phone. Nect time you go to that house you'll either be treated as a god or a dangerous psycho.
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