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Old 05-29-2013, 10:36 AM   #1
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Does anyone know where I can pick up one of these amazing devices in Calgary? I've tried calling a few fitness stores but no luck so far...
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Old 05-29-2013, 10:38 AM   #2
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WTF is that?
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Old 05-29-2013, 10:38 AM   #3
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For nobbing your back or a very painful tool for clearing your urethra.
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Old 05-29-2013, 10:40 AM   #4
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Fitter First has them, or at least one very similar
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Old 05-29-2013, 10:48 AM   #5
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Anywhere else that might be open past 5pm?
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Old 05-29-2013, 11:43 AM   #6
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Kenron pharmacy by the foothills
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Old 05-29-2013, 11:52 AM   #7
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um...Adult Depot?
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Old 05-29-2013, 12:56 PM   #8
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WTF is that?
something to excercise the kegel muscles?

they are advertised on the fitter first website.
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Old 05-29-2013, 01:02 PM   #9
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Have you tried those 'as seen on TV' stores? LOL

That thing looks like a torture device.
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Old 05-29-2013, 01:09 PM   #10
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is it dishwasher safe?
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Old 05-29-2013, 02:59 PM   #11
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Dildoville?

The Buttpluggery?
I got funny looks from someone passing my office when I snorted laughing. lol
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Old 05-29-2013, 03:00 PM   #12
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Does that backnobber come with a tossed salad?
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Old 05-29-2013, 03:02 PM   #13
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I prefer the Knobgobbler.
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Old 05-29-2013, 03:09 PM   #14
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"Hi, I'm Vince, here to tell you about the backnobber and all its remarkably versatile erotic uses!

Dont have back problems? No problem! The backnobber is great for shameless self-buggery!"
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Old 05-30-2013, 12:29 AM   #15
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Maybe not quite quite signature worthy but come on, this is awesome!!

"The backnobber is great for shameless self-buggery!"
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Old 05-30-2013, 12:57 AM   #16
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Maybe not quite quite signature worthy but come on, this is awesome!!

"The backnobber is great for shameless self-buggery!"
Painless before shameless IMO.
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Old 05-30-2013, 02:16 AM   #17
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Old 05-30-2013, 06:24 AM   #18
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Kenron pharmacy by the foothills
Kenron will def. have them.
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Old 05-30-2013, 06:56 AM   #19
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IgnitedSoul, you won the thread. A thousand internets to you sir.
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Old 05-30-2013, 03:41 PM   #20
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Its the latest in grade school wedgie technology...
Saves underwear so you don't get in trouble with your mom and you don't wreck coat hooks by hanging too much weight on em.

Brilliant !!!!!!!!
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