Excuse me miss about that lump in your throat

[CaptainCrunch]

The Sunshine girl on May 10th was actually a Transsexual, thousands rush for the shower and a quiet cry

http://www.xtra.ca/public/National/S...irl-13571.aspx

[Hockeyguy15]

What else do you expect? It's The Sun.

[KTrain]

Most of the Sunshine Girls look like men dressed as women anyways.

[scotty2hotty]

It's not the lump in her throat I'd be worried about.

[troutman]

Holly came from Miami, FLA
Hitch-hiked her way across the U.S.A.
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs and then he was a she
She says, "Hey, babe
Take a walk on the wild side"
She said, "Hey, honey
Take a walk on the wild side"

[Stay Golden]

Originally Posted by troutman

Holly came from Miami, FLA
Hitch-hiked her way across the U.S.A.
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs and then he was a she
She says, "Hey, babe
Take a walk on the wild side"
She said, "Hey, honey
Take a walk on the wild side"

clever post

[gargamel]

She's honestly one of the more attractive Sunshine Girls I've seen.

[Daradon]

Originally Posted by troutman

Holly came from Miami, FLA
Hitch-hiked her way across the U.S.A.
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs and then he was a she
She says, "Hey, babe
Take a walk on the wild side"
She said, "Hey, honey
Take a walk on the wild side"

Well I'm not the worlds most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola

[troutman]

Originally Posted by Daradon

Well I'm not the worlds most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola

So never judge a book by its cover
Or who you gonna love by your lover
Love put me wise to her love in disguise
She had the body of Venus
Lord imagine my surprise

[Daradon]

Originally Posted by troutman

So never judge a book by its cover
Or who you gonna love by your lover
Love put me wise to her love in disguise
She had the body of Venus
Lord imagine my surprise

Youve got your mother in a whirl
Shes not sure if you're a boy or a girl
Hey babe, your hairs alright
Hey babe, lets go out tonight
You like me, and I like it all
We like dancing and we look divine
You love bands when they're playing hard
You want more and you want it fast
They put you down, they say Im wrong
You tacky thing, you put them on

[Hockeyguy15]

Awww look at you two, serenading each other.

[troutman]

Originally Posted by Daradon

Youve got your mother in a whirl
Shes not sure if you're a boy or a girl
Hey babe, your hairs alright
Hey babe, lets go out tonight
You like me, and I like it all
We like dancing and we look divine
You love bands when they're playing hard
You want more and you want it fast
They put you down, they say Im wrong
You tacky thing, you put them on

I went up to this girl, she said, Hi, my name is Sheena
I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina
She said, I'd like a drink, I said, Ehm - ok, I'll go get it
Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips, and I knew that she was with it
So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man
So I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener
You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina

[Daradon]

There are a surprising number of songs about transsexuals. But most people just sing along to the lyrics and are oblivious.

I may have to do a search for the next one though if Troutman still has some game left. Which, I`m pretty sure he does.

EDIT: Of course! How could I forget that one!

[jammies]

Came for Lou Reed, left satisfied.

[troutman]

Rod Stewart Reveals He Once Seduced A Man By Mistake, While Touring With The Faces In Australia


http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013...nada&ir=Canada

[Daradon]

Ahhh got one more without a search!

Girls who are boys,
Who like boys to be girls,
Who do boys like they're girls,
Who do girls like they're boys.

Always should be someone you really love.



Guess it doesn't HAVE to include transsexuals, but could, and definitely has that Euro androgynus feel.

[troutman]

Down on cyprus avenue
With a childlike vision leaping into view
Clicking, clacking of the high heeled shoe
Ford & fitzroy, madame george
Marching with the soldier boy behind
Hes much older with hat on drinking wine
And that smell of sweet perfume comes drifting through
The cool night air like shalimar
And outside theyre making all the stops
The kids out in the street collecting bottle-tops
Gone for cigarettes and matches in the shops
Happy taken madame george

[Daradon]

Well somebody told me,
That you had a boyfriend,
That looked like a girlfriend,
That I had in February of last year,
It's not confidential, I've got potential.

[DuffMan]

He's got nice boobs.

[troutman]

There are some Frank Zappa songs that are too vulgar to repeat here.

My list is not to mock transgendered people, who I have much respect for. Sorry if it comes across that way. My hope is for acceptance.