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Old 04-26-2013, 03:45 PM   #1
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Finally a dating website for Mikey!


My personal favorite is Tracy - Recently bought a Nissan Leaf so she can 'Live off the grid'!


http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/201...ating-website/

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what's the "holistic healing side in the fight for liberty"?
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Old 04-26-2013, 04:00 PM   #3
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"I learned very quickly that vaccines were a well-disguised, master-minded tool of population control". - Mary
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Old 04-26-2013, 04:43 PM   #7
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"I learned very quickly that vaccines were a well-disguised, master-minded tool of population control". - Mary
"Mary Mary, why ya buggin?" - RUN DMC
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Some say "I've been awake for".. I assume waking up is the infowarsspeak for entering their religion learning the truth?
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Cripes I'm so in.

It would be perfect.

Go on a date and shag her rotten, and then change me name and vanish, she'll either think I heroically went off of the grid to protect her, or I was kidnapped by government sponsored alien lizards because I . . . . know. . . . too . . . . much.

Could also use the line that I was an alien human hybrid zionist militant on the run from the Liberal media and I'm behind on my probing quota.
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Wonder how she'd feel about vaccines if she had an autistic child and heard that they just developed a vaccine for autistic kids that helps with the gut issues so many autistic kids have and seems to help with some of the other autism symptoms...(read a quick blurb about it, haven't really had time to check it out)



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Cripes I'm so in.

It would be perfect.

Go on a date and shag her rotten, and then change me name and vanish, she'll either think I heroically went off of the grid to protect her, or I was kidnapped by government sponsored alien lizards because I . . . . know. . . . too . . . . much.

Could also use the line that I was an alien human hybrid zionist militant on the run from the Liberal media and I'm behind on my probing quota.
Can't.stop.laughing.
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Just to be clear, this is not representative of the mainstream libertarian movement.
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Wonder how she'd feel about vaccines if she had an autistic child and heard that they just developed a vaccine for autistic kids that helps with the gut issues so many autistic kids have and seems to help with some of the other autism symptoms...(read a quick blurb about it, haven't really had time to check it out)
Link?

edit: nm. Found one. http://kitchener.ctvnews.ca/vaccine-...tism-1.1254392
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Old 04-27-2013, 02:59 AM   #16
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Wasn't this a central tenet of the main X-files story line all those years ago?
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Just to be clear, this is not representative of the mainstream libertarian movement.
Yah, real libertarians fear the opposite sex even more than the government.
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Wasn't this a central tenet of the main X-files story line all those years ago?
There was one that asthma inhalers were gonna be used to spread a virus

Another one was how records were kept from smallpox shots
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I know so much about the potential benefits of an open market for kidneys.
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Well that's a relief.
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