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Old 06-30-2006, 11:14 AM   #1
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A friend in Edmonton sent me this link.

First of all, I apologize for posting a link to the "oilfans.com" site but this stuff was just too good not to post.

I am not sure if this is considered a personal rumor or not - if it is, MODS feel free to delete...

Here is a little excert (spelling?)

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As St. Louis's NHLPA union representative, and heavily involved as an NHLPA spokesman, Chris Pronger was very vocal during the lockout and said he would never play under an NHL salary cap system. I know that many Oilers fans, and other hockey fans, may like Chris, but that’s only because you people don’t know him personally. Chris only cares about himself and the money, nothing else. He use not to be this way before he got the big head. I can’t blame all this on his marriage either. He was already getting this way before he married Lauren, who is the same way, and Chris has only become worse the last 5 years, married to her and her big money blue-blood St. Louis family.
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Here is the link to the whole article/rant.

http://oilfans.com/forum/index.php?t...4432b283f135be

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Old 06-30-2006, 11:37 AM   #2
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I heard an interesting rumour about Chris Pronger.

I heard he wears size 8 skates, seriously.

Scandalous.
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Old 06-30-2006, 11:38 AM   #3
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it's like he's skating on posts.
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Old 06-30-2006, 12:04 PM   #4
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people make these hockey kids gods in small towns, and then are mad when they develop god-complexes.

incredible!
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Old 06-30-2006, 12:06 PM   #5
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Old 06-30-2006, 12:10 PM   #6
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Pronger has the biggest Skate Tongues in this world. Those things drag on the ice at 1 mile per hour, cause chris can't skate faster..He's so god damn lazy, even dragging himself out of the tunnel for the opening. Most overrated player ever.
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Old 06-30-2006, 12:11 PM   #7
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Oil fans is such a joke, you think that Pronger story is bad, you should the childish rumors/personal attack on Lauren, I read one the other day

“Guys guess what I herd about Lauren Pronger?”

“What?!?!?!?”

“That in Edmonton she lived by a Church that had a neon cross light outside of it, and she asked the priest to turn it off because she couldn’t sleep!”

“NO WAY!!! I knew she was the Anti Christ!!!”

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Old 06-30-2006, 12:17 PM   #8
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Oil fans is such a joke, you think that Pronger story is bad, you should the childish rumors/personal attack on Lauren, I read one the other day

“Guys guess what I herd about Lauren Pronger?”

“What?!?!?!?”

“That in Edmonton she lived by a Church that had a neon cross light outside of it, and she asked the priest to turn it off because she couldn’t sleep!”

“NO WAY!!! I knew she was the Anti Christ!!!”
After all the attacks on her, she should move and take Pronger with her. Just to sic it to them.
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Old 06-30-2006, 12:18 PM   #9
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After all the attacks on her, she should move and take Pronger with her. Just to sic it to them.
She is already doing that, Hence the personal attacks on her….
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Old 06-30-2006, 12:21 PM   #10
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She is already doing that, Hence the personal attacks on her….
Oh. Because I heard yesterday that Pronger changed his mind and didn't want a trade anymore.
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Old 06-30-2006, 12:26 PM   #11
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Oh. Because I heard yesterday that Pronger changed his mind and didn't want a trade anymore.
What when? Where did you hear this?
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Old 06-30-2006, 12:34 PM   #12
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What when? Where did you hear this?
Even with all the rumors going around, I wouldn't put much substance into this. But yesterday I was grabbing a julius and these guys behind me were talking smack about Mrs. Pronger but one had said that Pronger didn't want to leave anymore.
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Old 06-30-2006, 12:35 PM   #13
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Buy the Herald today!

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Even with all the rumors going around, I wouldn't put much substance into this. But yesterday I was grabbing a julius and these guys behind me were talking smack about Mrs. Pronger but one had said that Pronger didn't want to leave anymore.
"Guy In Line Getting an Orange Jiulius" is possibly the best source I've EVER heard.

I couldn't even make that up.

hahahahahahahahahahaha. fabulous!
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Old 06-30-2006, 12:40 PM   #15
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If he had said " A hot dog stand " I would've been sold
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HAHAHA. "guy behind me at the orange julius stand"

hahah, omg i'm literally spitting on my monitor (like all those jim rome fanboys claim to be on his show).
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Old 06-30-2006, 12:47 PM   #17
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A friend in Edmonton sent me this link.

First of all, I apologize for posting a link to the "oilfans.com" site but this stuff was just too good not to post.
We don't mind links to other sites, it's links to other sites that say "Look how stupid these guys are" that we don't like.

And please people, requesting defamatory rumours via PM isn't good either (posts deleted); it still is through the forum and still could put us at risk. Thanks.
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"Guy In Line Getting an Orange Jiulius" is possibly the best source I've EVER heard.

I couldn't even make that up.

hahahahahahahahahahaha. fabulous!
It is. But then I forgot to say he had crazy carrot colored hair and a buck teeth smile.
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It is. But then I forgot to say he had crazy carrot colored hair and a buck teeth smile.
Whhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatf is going on.
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Sorry Photon. Won't happen again.
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