Random Facts About Vin Diesel

Well in light of current events, this made me laugh.... keep refreshign the page.... feel free to post some good ones like......

Vin Diesel has been spotted holding hands with He-Man, but he claims they are just "really good friends."

The link:
http://www.4q.cc/vin/

[Prototype]

Vin Diesel mysteriously disappeared four years ago, only to show up at the US Embassy in Guatamala, bearing the head of Medusa. When asked how he killed her, he vaguely replied, "A quarter mile at a time...a quarter mile at a time..."

Vin Diesel's scrotal skin cells are currently being used by the military to create an impervious armor that will maintain its shape and durability at any temperature.

And the best one so far...

Vin Diesel attributes his popularity to the fact that he is a cunning linguist.

[StoneCole]

wow, best topic ever.

[Clarkey]

I have always thought Vin Diesel is a little bit 'special' if you know what I mean.

[Hack&Lube]

He shares a birthday with Nelson Mandela and I

[AC]

Vin Diesel thinks in morse code.

[JiriHrdina]

Vin Diesel will never write an autobiography, since he's worried it would knock The Bible off the bestseller list, then he'd have to go up to heaven and console God, who'd probably be really upset with the whole affair, and he'd have to tell him it was just a good year for autobiographies, and that people still like The Bible, but want to wait for the holiday sales.

[Prototype]

Vin Diesel once took a dump. That dump is what we now call North Dakota.

Last one... find your own...

Vin Diesel is cleaner burning and ten times more efficient than regular diesel.

[Mike F]

Vin Diesel is one of only six people who are legally allowed to divide by zero

Vin Diesel likes to take the form of Catholic priests as a hobby in order to antagonize god for being a too much of a *$#@! to play him in a game of Scrabble.

[Super-Rye]

Vin Diesel once dug a hole to China, where he ate Chairman Mao.

Vin Diesel knows to start a quotation with a capital letter.

Vin Diesel circumcised himself with his own teeth. He now uses his foreskin as a skull-cap to maintain his bald appearance.


Bwahahaha this is the greatest.website.ever.

[MolsonInBothHands]

It was Vin Diesel's idea to glue staples together in columns. Before that, they just came in singles.
Vin Diesel is the NHL all-time leader in goals, assists, and kicking ass. (OK, who put that one in?)
Vin once tossed a dwarf at a Mecallica concert. When questioned, Vin Diesel said, "Times were different. Dwarves weren't real people then."

[arsenal]

Vin Diesel owns and operates a tumor farm located in Northern Tibet. It's known internationally as McDonalds.

Vin Diesel packs his ears and rectum with honey glazed ham nightly.

Vin Dieslel was the reason for the creation of the first panic room.

Likes big butts, but has been known to lie.

[Prototype]

Vin Diesel is actually the one singing during Ashlee Simpson's concerts.

This one could cross the line, but damn funny if you get the reference. Highlight to see.

Every time Vin Diesel kills god, a kitten masturbates.

[AC]

Originally posted by Prottotype@Jul 7 2005, 02:46 PM
Every time Vin Diesel kills god, a kitten masturbates.

I prefer:

Whenever you masterbate, god kills a kitten. Whenever Vin Diesel masterbates, god kills a lion.

[Eagle Eye]

Contrary to popular belief, Osama bin Laden was captured in late 2002. This occured when Vin Diesel defeated all of al-Qaeda in a series of arm-wrestling contests. To make it fair, Vin was blindfolded

Before the Guillatine was invented, Kings would behead their enemies with Vin Diesel's sphincter.

The Chinese built the Great wall to keep Vin Diesel out due to the fact that he constantly threatened to impregnate every female over 13 years of age in the Ming dynasty and concieve the worlds fastest ric shaw runner.

[Looger]

There is no emoticon for the way Vin Diesel feels.

[Looger]

Shortly after the Big Bang had occurred, Diesel sought out Ingvar Kamprad (the mastermind behind IKEA) and forged the great demons primitive models. Kamprad was infuriated and swore to fashion a model so fiendish in design that not even Vin himself would be able to assemble it. Shortly thereafter a cardboard box was delivered to Diesel's residence (which lay buried deep inside the sun itself). Smiling to himself, Diesel accepted the challenge, but was shocked to find that the model consisted only of a mountain of ore, an enormous quantity of wood, and a small plastic flap. A small note on the box let our protagonist know that the instructions came written in Braille, and were to be found on the inside of Gods bladder. Our hero went to work, and six days later he was finished. He stared in awe, as he realized that he had actually created the Pangaea. Blinded by anger, Kamprad attacked Diesel. The two demigods fought for an eternity. Finally, Diesel emerged victorious after ripping Greenland out of the Pangaea and hurling it at Kamprad. After this he made love to himself, spawning several overlords, and in the long run, created life as we know it.

[KootenayFlamesFan]

Ha! I got a great one...............

Vin Diesel Is in fact Luke Skywalker's Father

Sweet site!!

Some more.........

Vin Diesel invented the internet while trying to steal cable TV.

Vin Diesel uses his powers for good *and* for awesome.

Vin Diesel's penis has the same tensile strength as the cables on the George Washington Bridge.



Too good..............

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Vin Diesel gets high by snorting small Canadian children.

Vin Diesel was the one that originally taught that kid from Mighty Ducks 2 the "Knucklepuck."

Vin Diesel can smell what The Rock is cooking.

Only Vin Diesel can prevent forest fires.

When Alexander Graham Bell made the first phone call, Vin Diesel replied with "So, what are you wearing?"

Vin Diesel invaded Poland and then asked Hitler to take the fall for him.

Vin Diesel can be linked to Kevin Bacon in 0 degrees, despite not being Kevin Bacon.

Silly rabbit, Trix are for Vin Diesel.

Vin Diesel once attempted to appeal to both the black and white cultures, but was upstaged by Wayne Brady.

Vin Diesel is the only person who knows why paper can beat rock.

Vin Diesel knows where in the world Carmen San Diego is.

[kermitology]

Vin Diesel ate Gary Coleman for a dollar.

Vin Diesel refuses to eat butter substitute because "he can't belive it"

Vin Diesel regularly beats up the entire population of France (YES!!)