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Old 07-08-2005, 01:37 PM   #1
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How Will You Die? Quiz

Suicide 100%

Gunshot 93%

Natural Causes 73%

Disappear 67%

Posion 60%

Eaten 53%

Stabbed 47%

Drowning 40%

Disease 27%

Bomb 27%

Suffocated 13%

Cut Throat 7%

Accident 0%


Ummm yeah, if you hear about a skinny white guy in a Flames jersey killing himself out East, and suddenly I stop posting... you'll know why
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Old 07-08-2005, 01:46 PM   #2
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Posion 87%
Natural Causes 80%
Eaten 73%
Suicide 73%
Bomb 60%
Gunshot 53%
Disappear 53%
Disease 47%
Stabbed 47%
Accident 47%
Suffocated 47%
Cut Throat 33%
Drowning 27%

Your death will be by poison, probably because you are a glutton and are around so many people that it would be easy to get away with it. Several important people in history share your fate.
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Old 07-08-2005, 01:52 PM   #3
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Apparently I am most likely commit suicide by disapearing.
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Old 07-08-2005, 01:56 PM   #4
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Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).

Suicide 73%
Disappear 73%
Posion 67%
Bomb 67%
Eaten 53%
Gunshot 47%
Disease 47%
Accident 40%
Natural Causes 33%
Suffocated 33%
Stabbed 33%
Drowning 33%
Cut Throat 13%
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Old 07-08-2005, 01:58 PM   #5
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With the birth of my first child coming up I don't plan on doing much traveling for a while so you may want to stay away from Lethbridge if you have similar results to mine.

Your death will be by bombing. You will probably be an innocent bystander, not doing anything wrong and not a person who was targeted at, just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Bomb 80%

Natural Causes 67%

Posion 67%

Gunshot 60%

Disappear 60%

Accident 60%

Suffocated 53%

Suicide 47%

Stabbed 47%

Eaten 40%

Disease 20%

Drowning 13%

Cut Throat 13%
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Old 07-08-2005, 02:01 PM   #6
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Originally posted by Buff@Jul 8 2005, 08:14 PM
With the birth of my first child coming up I don't plan on doing much traveling for a while so you may want to stay away from Lethbridge if you have similar results to mine.
Can't you go away for a year? I'll be out of LA by then.
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Old 07-08-2005, 02:03 PM   #7
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You scored as Natural Causes.



Your death will be by natural causes, though not by any diseaese, because that is another option on this test. You will probably just silently pass away in the night from old age, and people you love won't realize until the next morning, when you are all purple and cold and icky. So be happy, you won't be murdered.

Natural Causes 87%
Eaten 67%
Gunshot 60%
Bomb 60%
Disappear 53%
Suicide 47%
Posion 47%
Drowning 33%
Disease 33%
Stabbed 27%
Accident 27%
Suffocated 13%
Cut Throat 13%



Exciting
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Old 07-08-2005, 02:06 PM   #8
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Suicide
87%
Posion
87%
Disappear
67%
Stabbed
60%
Eaten
53%
Bomb
47%
Disease
47%
Natural Causes
40%
Suffocated
40%
Accident
33%
Gunshot
20%
Cut Throat
20%
Drowning
7%

Hmm, a tie between suicide and poison. Maybe I'll commit suicide because I think someone is going to poison me.
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Old 07-08-2005, 02:11 PM   #9
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Old 07-08-2005, 02:13 PM   #10
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You scored as Gunshot.

Your death will be by gunshot, probably because you are some important person or whatever. Possibly a sniper, nice, quick, clean shot to the head. Just beautiful.

Gunshot 80%
Cut Throat73%
Natural Causes 67%
Posion 67%
Disease 60%
Suicide 47%
Disappear 40%
Stabbed 33%
Accident 33%
Drowning 33%
Suffocated 27%
Eaten 20%
Bomb 7%


I was afraid of that. Go figure.
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Old 07-08-2005, 02:14 PM   #11
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Originally posted by fotze@Jul 8 2005, 08:25 PM
What the hell is 'posion'?
It's fish in french. I think it means you will die from eating some rotten trout.
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Old 07-08-2005, 02:23 PM   #12
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Your death will be by bombing. You will probably be an innocent bystander, not doing anything wrong and not a person who was targeted at, just in the wrong place at the wrong time.



Bomb 60%
Stabbed 53%
Eaten 47%
Suicide 47%
Gunshot 40%
Disappear 40%
Accident 40%
Posion 33%
Natural Causes 33%
Cut Throat 27%
Disease 27%
Drowning 20%
Suffocated 20%
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Old 07-08-2005, 03:36 PM   #13
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You scored as Posion.

Your death will be by poison, probably because you are a glutton and are around so many people that it would be easy to get away with it. Several important people in history share your fate.

Bomb 73%
Posion 73%
Stabbed 60%
Suffocated 53%
Natural Causes 53%
Gunshot 47%
Suicide 47%
Disappear 33%
Eaten 33%
Disease 27%
Accident 27%
Drowning 20%
Cut Throat 13%
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Old 07-08-2005, 03:40 PM   #14
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I didn't take the quiz, and that's because I already know what my fate will be.

Too much damned pleasure.

My wit and charm will end up getting the best of me as I explode after entertaining the entire Victoria's Secret model cast for a weekend.
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Old 07-08-2005, 03:45 PM   #15
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I'm a glutton too, mine was poison
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Old 07-08-2005, 03:59 PM   #16
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so far I'm the only person killing themselves, and I have a 100% chance of doing it

edit: Kevin Guy his suicidal as well... just not to the same point as me
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Old 07-08-2005, 04:06 PM   #17
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Am I the only one who's destined to be eaten?
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Old 07-08-2005, 04:42 PM   #18
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90% Gunshot, a guess a sniper is gonna get me...
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Old 07-08-2005, 05:26 PM   #19
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I got suicide by poison. That's no fun. No fun at all. I really like to drink liquor so maybe it'll be alcohol poisoning, which I guess is better than cyanide in my tea or a hypodermic full of bleach in the temple.
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Old 07-08-2005, 05:41 PM   #20
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I'm going to disappear, which means someone will eventually stumble over my invisible, naked corpse in the vacinity of a ladies shower.
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