06-13-2012, 05:13 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Kalispell, Montana
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I don't find that dumb or weird.
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06-13-2012, 05:31 PM
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#3
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Self-Retirement
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Do you hold your breath when you pass someone who smells like ethnic food?
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06-13-2012, 05:42 PM
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#4
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Mahogany, aka halfway to Lethbridge
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Every time my wife says 'hey' to me - sing, 'Hey, hey you're a monkey, and people say you monkey around...' and just trail off there. Weird and irritating, but one of our little rituals.
Oftentimes if I'm thinking about something or reading or watching TV and somebody says something to me I'll automatically say 'What' even if I heard them, because I'll start responding to what they said even while they are trying to start to repeat themselves. Not done on purpose, but I'm ever so slightly hard of hearing and I think saying 'what' just gives my brain a second to process the info before responding.
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06-13-2012, 06:18 PM
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#5
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Franchise Player
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Anyone else keep track of where the cleaning crew places their trash bin?
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06-13-2012, 06:43 PM
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#6
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Quote:
Originally Posted by awildermode
Anyone else keep track of where the cleaning crew places their trash bin?
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I almost posted in the GMG thread. Every damn time, it is moved 6 inches away from where I want it.
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06-13-2012, 06:43 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: SW Ontario
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fotze
Lots.
Whatever song is on, I think of parallel lyrics that are rude. Big surprise.
Hey hey we're the monkees and people say we monkey around.
Hey hey we're the spunkees and people say we like it in the brown.
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I do this too, constantly.
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06-13-2012, 06:56 PM
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#8
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Lifetime Suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dissentowner
I do this too, constantly.
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Everyone does, but Weird Al made a career out of it.
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06-13-2012, 07:01 PM
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#9
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First Line Centre
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I get immense personal satisfaction when I pass gas
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06-13-2012, 07:13 PM
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Self-Retirement
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NuclearFart
I get immense personal satisfaction when I pass gas
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Appropriate username.
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06-13-2012, 07:20 PM
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RANDOM USER TITLE CHANGE
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: South Calgary
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I weigh myself before and after taking a dump.
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06-13-2012, 07:44 PM
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#12
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: California
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Frank MetaMusil
I weigh myself before and after taking a dump.
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Whats your record?
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06-13-2012, 07:45 PM
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RANDOM USER TITLE CHANGE
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: South Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GGG
Whats your record?
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I think around 4.2 courics after a christmas dinner.
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06-13-2012, 08:04 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Frank MetaMusil
I think around 4.2 courics after a christmas dinner.
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That's a healthy baby!
10.5lbs
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06-13-2012, 08:09 PM
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RANDOM USER TITLE CHANGE
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: South Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GreatWhiteEbola
That's a healthy baby!
10.5lbs
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Honestly, the max i've hit is around 4lbs. Nowhere near Randy Marsh's world record, but it was at a christmas dinner. Tried to show the wife but she's seen the episode.
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06-13-2012, 08:13 PM
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Crash and Bang Winger
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The volume on my TV must always be on an even numer, I dont even want to think of what would happen to the world if my TV happened across an odd number.
*Edit* On second thought this may be OCD.
Last edited by Deviaant; 06-13-2012 at 08:15 PM.
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06-13-2012, 08:20 PM
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Deviaant
The volume on my TV must always be on an even numer, I dont even want to think of what would happen to the world if my TV happened across an odd number.
*Edit* On second thought this may be OCD.
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When I watch a Flames game I keep the volume number the same as a Flames player's number.
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06-13-2012, 08:22 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Frank MetaMusil
Honestly, the max i've hit is around 4lbs. Nowhere near Randy Marsh's world record, but it was at a christmas dinner. Tried to show the wife but she's seen the episode.
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Did you name it Bono?
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06-13-2012, 09:32 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Too many things to post.
Talk to myself constantly.
Talk song lyrics vs. sing them.
I line up the remote controls on the couch or table. If they're beside me they have to be lined up. Same with my phone if it's there too.
I talk to my clothes, my food, my... anything. "hello there delicious burger, why hello there ranchlandsselling"
I pinch my dogs cute little bum when she walks by sometimes. It's really just her hip, but dogs don't really have bums to pinch.
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06-13-2012, 09:35 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Calgary
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I rarely listen to music. I can't work and have music in the background, as I have a short attention span when it comes to doing paper work and other related bs.
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